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We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
hee hee....actually, starkers, it is the opposite for me. Has something to do with be female I bet 
If I thought I could get away with it, I would play hookie today from work 
Are you trying to tell me that you're 'full'? 
If I thought I could get away with it I'd play hookie from being myself and be somebody else who doesn't have a headache.
(Hey Doc, do you think I could do to go up a size in underwear? )
Go without and you should have no aches anywhere.
You forget about the chafing for those not accustomed to it. 
Oh yes I would... the headache I'd get from the missus nagging that I shouldn't go out in public like that.
Are you inviting me to have a nasty accident?
If I used Vaseline on my chafed butt and stuff, I'd slip off my puter chair and miss the fun on WC. 
If I could see that I'd put it on YOU TUBE.
I would pay to see that!
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were only joking.
If I put that on video, how much would you pay for me to send you an exclusive copy?
Oh, sure, call me out! LOL......
Best make sure I don't send it to your wife....;)
She's take one look at it, see me on my backside with my legs up in the air, and burst into uncontrollable laughter...
Soooo..... if I have a silly accident, I try to have it while the missus ain't looking.
With the Vaseline and puter chair... that'd be my webcam and the missus is in bed/in the shower/has gone out.
Other than that, any other goofs, gaffs and blunders are hopefully not caught on film.
If only you knew the true resolution of the KH satellites.... .
You've been entertaining the CIA and NSA SatInt folks for years starkers, me mate!
After seeing the wedding pix starkers I'd say, "Buy a puptent." 
The Ship's Sawbones
If I hadn't started replying to this thread, I would have fewer laughs every day!
If i only could have told my mom how much i loved her before she passed away. 
If we were like that then we wouldn't be as perfect as we are now.
Ah, so that's how Funniest Home Videos got that footage of me sliding butt naked down a glacier on my butt after I fell out the hotel window... NASA has a lot to answer for, tho their high resolution still wasn't good enough to capture me wee weenie.
That's not a bad idea, actually... I don't want my nuts pressing up against the base of my spine and causing a headache.
Actually, I was referring to your "southern" side (pup tent) as for the "problem" ye menshuned Cap'n...the size of'n yer butt'l prevent tha' !
Arrrrr!
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