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If I.....

If I.....

We all wonder "what if" at times.  Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future.  Things in your life you might have changed or want to change.  Add in as many different times as you wish.  If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.

If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.

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Reply #177 Top

Nekkid hug, naturally

And I was hoping one day that my luck would change. :-"

Hmmm!  If I could get through my monitor to indulge in that nekkid hug, I'm wondering just who would get nekkid first... whether or not the anticipation would have me starkers before crawling through.....

Seems lately I've been getting nekkid quite a bit 

;P

 

Reply #178 Top

Wrong link, .... he meant to put in his true life pic:

He's the one on the pavement.  After several pints and someone letting the results of the curried cabbage out. Still want that nekkid hug?

I'm not in this picture.

Want to know the diff between Naked and nekkid? Naked: No clothing on. Nekkid: No clothing on and up to no good! (you also need an American Southern accent).

Reply #179 Top

Egads, Doc....that pic is like a train wreck. No matter how bad it is, you just can't look away!!!!

Immy rubs eyes, and tries to make that visison go away

 

If I were to participate in that group hug...nekkid it would be. We all need to be naughty ever'so often. :bebi:

Reply #180 Top

yeah, well...the nekkid bit's ok for you young'uns but I wouldn't wish to offer up the only known antidote for testosterone and estrogen (excepting wedding cake) and ruin everyone's fun.  :(

Reply #181 Top

'Ere, Doc, why d'yer 'ave ter go n' post that n' ruin it fer me... I'm up fer me first nekkid hug in years n' ye 'aves ter go n' do that?  I mean, ye knows that not be me (I'd cover a much bigger area than that), and now I'll probably 'ave ter wait anuver eternity fer that next un. :'( \

If I didn' know better, I'd say ye be jelluss of I. O:) ;P :-"

Reply #182 Top

Egads, Doc....that pic is like a train wreck. No matter how bad it is, you just can't look away!!!!

Immy rubs eyes, and tries to make that visison go away

Just be thankful Doc didn't post the other pic... the one taken after they turned him over.  Then there'd be no rubbing your eyes to make it go away... however, a pair of rose coloured glasses may offer some salvation... if you can wrest them from Elton John's grasp.  Despite claims that he's a bit limp-wristed, I've heard it said that he's surprisingly stronger than he looks.

O:)

If I was Elton John, I'd just give you the glasses to avoid the fight and subsequent bruising to my wrist. :-"

If I were to participate in that group hug...nekkid it would be. We all need to be naughty ever'so often.

Phew, now that's a relief! After Doc posted that Pic and claiming it was me, I thought that I'd have to wait for reincarnation and another lifetime before I got another nekkid hug.

Oh, and where Doc says that Nekkid requires an Amaerican Southern accent, don't believe it! 

Thar's nuffin' like a good pirate accent sayin' "aaarrrghhhh, let's be gittin' nekkid" t' warm tha cobble of yer 'eart n' 'ave yer toes all curled up.

 

Reply #183 Top

Phew, now that's a relief! After Doc posted that Pic and claiming it was me, I thought that I'd have to wait for reincarnation and another lifetime before I got another nekkid hug.

This be goin' straight ter PirateLady S*****a. Then we be gettin' 'nother Cap'n!

 an' oi be likin' 'er better'n you!

  <=== starkers

Reply #184 Top

Hmmm! If I could get through my monitor to indulge in that nekkid hug, I'm wondering just who would get nekkid first...

It would be bichur, he has been playing with his throbber!!

If I had any sense, I would not have said that!

Reply #185 Top

(you also need an American Southern accent).

Hey, I am a Southern American....I resemble that remark! 

Reply #186 Top

Quoting PuterDudeJim, reply 10
(you also need an American Southern accent).

Hey, I am a Southern American....I resemble that remark! 

Then you be my kinda Dude (get it? Nyuk Nyuk). How's Low Country food sound to you Jim?

Reply #187 Top

Well, maybe I am not as southern as I thought. I dunno what that means. But I do love country cooking!!! 

Reply #188 Top

Nice pic Doc XD   you look so.. relaxed on that pavement starkers hehehe

Reply #189 Top
This be goin' straight ter PirateLady S*****a. Then we be gettin' 'nother Cap'n!
I got me dozens o' pirate wenches like that one thar... and mrs starkers be knowin' 'bout 'em all. So ye won' be gittin' a new cap'n after all. Hmmm! If I could get through my monitor to indulge in that nekkid hug, I'm wondering just who would get nekkid first... It would be bichur, he has been playing with his throbber!! So wot ye be sayin', then, is that Bichur 'aves an 'ead start on tha rest o' us?? Don't bovver me none... 'e will 'ave wored 'eself out playin' wiv 'e's throbber an' e'll be at tha back o' tha queue cos it will 'ave slowed 'im down. Hmmm, I wur wunderin' why I 'aven't see'd Bichur about juss lately... 'e 'ave bit too bisy playin' wiv .e's throbber.
Reply #191 Top

It would be bichur, he has been playing with his throbber!!

If I had any sense, I would not have said that!
XD

 

hmm wonder if he got it working :-"