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We all wonder "what if" at times. Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future. Things in your life you might have changed or want to change. Add in as many different times as you wish. If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.
If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.
If this were to happen, would the US be able to stand the (0.5 on the Richter scale) snoring you pair would put out? 
If I lived in the US I'd get super heavy duty earmuffs. 
And you are any different how, starkers????? 
If I were different, I wouldn't be me.
I DON'T snore... I've woken many a time and never ever... ever heard myself snoring.
If I snored the seismic institute would record thousands of very noticable seismic events every night.
If I had those aforementioned earmuffs my wife would probably be using them.
If I didn't have WC I would have gone a lot crazier much sooner... and thanks to all my crazy friends for making me feel at home. 
Is there any other way? My shrink recommends several doses of crazy a day to keep the doctor away. 
If I wasn't crazy I'd probably be depressed and sucking on Prozac, so crazy makes me almost normal.
If i could spare the laxatives I'd send you some... however, try thinking of the greedy bankers who caused the financial crisis, that oughta give you the shits.
ROFLMAO!!!!!! If I were as witty as Starkers, I would be famous.
No, no, please....one is enough.... 
If I were 6 inches taller, I would be my sister.
If I were as witty as.... oh, wait a minute... I am, both witty and famous (a legend in my own mind 
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Exactly... we don't want two of us... er, me on the loose! Crazy is one thing, pandemonium another kettle of fish entirely... and I can get into enough trouble of my own without help.
If I were 6 inches taller I could change a light bulb without standing on a chair... but my toenails 'd be that much further away and I'd still have to get tha missus to cut 'em.
That is just wrong....the whole picture....lol. But if you need help, ask this guy!
It might seem wrong to you... but the missus demands it if I don't ask. She reckons they're like chisels and doesn't want me practicing my woodworking skills on her shins during the night... not to mention the fact that we can't afford new sheets every other month. As ger yer sushi chef, he wouldn't get within a mile of my feet... they're that sensitive I start kicking like Bruce lee the moment somebody even looks at 'em closely... lol.
If I let sushi chef near my feey to cut my toenails he would end up as chop suey after falling on his own blade.
If I had Salma Hayek, and her hubby had a feather up his a$$, we'd both be tickled! 
If I had Dolly Parton and her hubby had a blanket over his face, we'd both be smothered.
If I had taken a drink of coffee when I read those two lines, I would be cleaning my montior with a rag! 
If I knew cable internet was so fast,I wouldn't have wasted my money on dsl. 
If I keep downloading from WinCustomize,I'm going to need a bigger harddrive. 
If I didn't know better, I'd think that Starkers was involved in this. http://news.aol.com/article/somali-pirates-hijack-chemical-tanker/262226
If I had more time, I would spend it with you guys and gals.
If I could jump through my screen into this forum and partake in a group hug, I would 
If I had Dolly Parton and her hubby had a blanket over his face, we'd both be smothered.
If I had taken a drink of coffee when I read those two lines, I would be cleaning my montior with a rag!
If I had been there... I would have laughed so hard that you'd have had to clean it twice.
If I didn't know better, I'd think you thought I was a pirate. 
Hmmm! now would that be a clothed or a naked hug????
If I weren't inherrently a very naughty boy, I would not have asked that.
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