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If I.....

If I.....

We all wonder "what if" at times.  Finish out the thought(s) about your past, present or future.  Things in your life you might have changed or want to change.  Add in as many different times as you wish.  If you comment about someone else's post, please keep it respectful.

If I could go back I would learn to be happier with what I had.

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Reply #76 Top

Doesn't matter what you had to say.... it's the thought that counts.

I can't remember it now, but I will in 20 years.

Ah, a touch of C.R.A.F.T, disease, eh.... Can't Remember A Flippin' Thing. :-"

If I could remember where I hid my fortune.... I'd have spent it and still be broke. O:)

Reply #77 Top

If i could only sing.  But I can't carry a tune in a bucket.  Hey, I qualify for Who Wants To Be A Star~

Reply #78 Top

If i could only sing. But I can't carry a tune in a bucket. Hey, I qualify for Who Wants To Be A Star~

If I could carry a tune in a bucket, I'd tip it over you and assist your rise to fame on 'Idol"... maybe even the Dave Letterman Show.

;P

Reply #79 Top

If I were rich instead of so damned good looking I wouldn't have these economic problems.

Reply #80 Top

If i had stayed on at uni when i was young and hadnt messed my life up - would i still have a lovely partner today or would i be lonely but with a good job?   Thats my thoughts...

Reply #81 Top

The theory of chaos would allow for any combination to occur.

Reply #82 Top

If I had allowed the theory of chaos to run my life, it would probably be more ordered and sane than it is now.

O:)

Reply #83 Top

If i had used the theory of relativity i'd have thrown my relatives out long ago.

Reply #84 Top

If I believed everything I read, I would have given up on you guys a long time ago!   O:)

Reply #85 Top

Thank you for hanging with us. We really luv you mang! :bebi:

Reply #86 Top

Quoting angus1949, reply 8
If i had used the theory of relativity i'd have thrown my relatives out long ago.

If I used the ToR and really hauled ass, I'd have seen all this coming... and come up with something more clever.

Reply #87 Top

If I could have chosen my family I'd be related to generous billionaires. ;)

Reply #88 Top

If I could start ALL over again I'd be the product of an accident in the back seat of a Bentley not a Studebaker.

Reply #89 Top

They had Studebakers back then????  :X

 

If I had requested soon, I would be the owner of my grandmothers Stude....and it wouldn't be totalled. X|

Reply #91 Top

If I had been born with a silver spoon in my mouth I would have spat out the caviar for a taste of curried cabbage.

:-"

Reply #93 Top

If I had the balls I'd give David Beckham a run for his money... not with Posh Spice, tho....  at soccer.

:-"

Reply #94 Top

You'd have to have balls to play soccer you know.

If I could play soccer.........yeh right.

Reply #95 Top

If I finally get my own computer set back up,I'm gonna have a downloading overdose!;P

Reply #96 Top

If I could get r done for ya I would, but your the wizard.  Time to tune up that wand.  I heard it start going *pppooofff*.  Timings off.:rolleyes:

Reply #98 Top

You'd have to have balls to play soccer you know.

I had the balls once... thing is, they dropped off.  Sad, that!  Yup, I had 'em sitting on a shelf when a mini-earthquake struck, and they dropped off, bounced down the road and disappeared down a fissure... bye-bye soccer balls and my promising career that would have eclipsed Beckham's.

If I had secured my balls... David Beckham would be a wannabe asking me for tips on how to make it big. :-"

Reply #99 Top

Oh, my :blush:

 

If I could stop sneezing, my nose would stop being stuffy

Reply #100 Top

If I could stop sneezing, my nose would stop being stuffy

Actually, sneezing is supposed to help prevent nasal stuffiness, so...

If you had a dose of sneezing powder, you'd have it cleared in no time... tho ground pepper (black or white) will do. O:)