Banned for big arses are in fashion since that Kardashian piece bared hers for all to see... now they're available via mail order everywhere, though anyone here who orders a mail order blow-up arse will be banned instantly.  It has to be real or nothing... same with boobies.

banned for being the same

Banned for leading us up the garden path... you like 'real' boobies as much as the next man.

Banned for fake are getting better. They used to look weird but the tear drop shape is way better. That fat flat button look... eeewu  Could tell fake immediately.  

Banned for fake will never do... a bit like money, really... counterfeit just leaves me with a sour taste in my mouth.

Banned for trying to consume counterfeit greenback. That can't be good...

Banned for here it's plastic moula, which I imagine tastes like blowup doll poo and twice as salty.

Banned for plastic here also, and colorful. I think it's pretty.  No more dollar bills a while ago. Coinage replaced. 

banned for letting crazy things happen

Banned for copying... we had plastic notes first... and we haven't had 1 or 2 dollar notes for more than 10 years.. some bright spark decided it was better to weigh down my pockets with coins instead.  Now I gotta wear belts or ma pants fall down.

Banned for trying to imply innocent others had a hand in your creation/existence... now I'm off to climb into my s...s.... s... single bed.

Banned for that was entertaining.        Not the coinage in the pocket though.  Nope, don't like that either.  Even if it is pretty.

banned for star power

Banned for the stars aren't out tonight... nah, they all stayed at home to watch other stars on TV

Banned for the Ryat also has a good eye.     Brava    

Banned for eye charts when we wanna look at star charts.... and their phone numbers for an occasional chat 'd be nice as well,

Also banned for thinking Ryat sees more with that eye than the other... he missed Janet Jackson's nip slip at the Superbowl that time, and when he saw all those pretty dresses he thought Danny la Rue was a woman

Banned for just noticing page number 666 is around the corner.   oh my

banned for not realizing that 666 is nothing more than a man's number

Banned for you just never know... could be anybody's number.... or any thing's.

Banned for every thing is mathematical.

banned because math is just order trying to bring down chaos

Banned for chaos is only order that's been interrupted by management... never trust them to organise anything.

Banned for grey area. 

Banned for the grey area is officially a disgrace... parliament house should becondemned for housing such imbeciles.

Also banned cos I'm not, no way, goin' in a grey area'd nursing home...  not unless I can run the place...MY way.

Banned for any nursing home AT ALL!!! No way ever goin in one of THOSE!  Unless I get a v8 for an engine on my go buggy.  Get a side carriage!!  WOOT

Banned for I'd rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel than go to a nursing home... unless I was the only man in the place.

Yup, I can see 'em all lining up now and encouraging me to take little blue pills they'd snuck out of the dispensary.