Banned for hanging around on the yardarm, now, do they serve beverages?  

banned for using that highfalutin language

Banned for using lowfalutin language... off ter Davy Jonses locker wiv ye.  We'll 'ave none o' that 'round 'ere.

Banned for oh Yeah!  

Banned for going so low you found friends in the catacombs of Hades.... BTW, Beelzebub sends his regards and wants to know when he can have his sons back to do some odd jobs around the place.

Banned for, regarding found friends in Hades.   More in-depth work has to be done.  Later.    Garth, I'm busy. 

Banned for more in-depth work with Garth ain't gonna happen....  he's goin' fishin' with a 6 pack of friends.

Banned for trying to lure him onto your pirate ship.   Oh well.

banned for riding the bus

Banned for the bus only stops once... and there's no toilet on board so be sure to go before getting on.

banned for defining

Banned for the proof of the pudding is not obtained bt sticking your nose in it.... though licking a sneaky finger has produce results.

Little Jack Horner

Was sat in his corner

Eating his Christmas pie

He stuck in his thumb

And pulled out a plum

And got a smack around the ear for not using his spoon.

So be warned when around the missus' cooking.

Banned for being banned...

Banned for flying so far under the radar your underbelly was dragging up fish pots from the bottom of the lake.

Banned for handing out handy Heloise hints on harmonious household pot fishing. 

banned for too many h's

Banned for alphabetical criticism....  one is never enough.

Banned for now you've got it.   Or is that once...  hmm

Banned for I wish that I had it... once... or twice a night,  Or maybe that's being greedy and I should save some cocoa for others who might like a cup now n' then.

banned for sending fog to AZ when the spotlight of the world (Superbowl) is on us

Banned for not telling someone who cares... the ONLY super bowl I care about [the bigger the better] has food in it.

banned for wanting only food

Banned for watched Super Bowl.  That ENDING!!!     Glorious!!!       

Banned for endings are over-rated and should be banned unless they start at the beginning.

Hehe, and also banned because I always thought a super bowl was an enormous toilet for somebody with a big arse.

Banned for if I'm not mistaken, they are getting rid of mens urinals... not everyone wants to share.  Complaints of forced upon views or peeks... justsayin

So who cares in the future, private urinals and Big Arse for everyone.   woot