banned for whining about the traffic

Banned for contributing greatly to the problem when not off work injured... a nose is a great thing to see beyond.

banned for going beyond

Banned for going nowhere fast... tho if you hurry you'll get there yesterday

Banned for double posting... got a page load error and the next thing I know there's 2 posts, not one.

banned for errors

Banned for it's my error and I'll cry if I want to.

banned for bawling in the streets of Perth

Banned for long distance tears.... Perth is 3 1/2 thousand miles away

banned for tearing it up

banned for tearing it down

banned for bringing it around 

Banned for interrupting.... and bringing around where, exactly?  Not that I wanna know, I was only asking....

....and hehe, delivery's gonna cost yer a packet.

banned for packet return

banned for packet loss

Banned for under-the-counter packets from the newsagents... and does your significant other know you get such 'reading' material.?

banned for knowing my significant other before me

Banned for clairvoyancy is my strong point... also, madness runs in my family... but when it got to me it galloped.

banned for not seeking professional help

banned because I want to

banned for wishing ill upon others

Banned for knowing Mrs Palmer, her 5 daughters and Master Bates.

banned for use of inappropriate puns 

banned for poor punage

Banned for denying what ALL men do