banned because #notallmen

(joking)

Banned for joking is not permitted within the realm of inescapability... now where's that fechen door.

banned for assuming doors

Banned for the door IS there... one just needs sonic hearing to find it...

....and there's no need for you to go into your bats in the belfry again... we've known for ages that you're a bit do-lally.

banned for assuming existence

Banned for peripheral vision. 

banned for avatars that commit acts of pollution

Banned for assuming. 

banned for not acknowledging your avatar's smoking problem

we're here for you

Banned for she's a rude wench avatar, but, I think I love her.   justsayin  

banned for calling someone you love a wench

we're no longer here for you

Banned for  french, wrench, potato, potato.   Really?   One is such a lonely number.  

banned because 2 can be as sad as 1

Banned for going out in sympathy... those sad puppy dog eyes suit you, BTW   justpointingitout

banned for going out to a symphony

banned for lame songs

banned for your lame opinion

opinion banned

banned because I don't need your sass

Banned for need it or not

Banned for a scary devil-cum-motorcycle profile pic...eeeeekkkkk!

Banned for catching starkers on a good day.   Otherwise...  well, I'll leave it like that.  

Banned fer that be a pyrate on that thar motorcycle, ye landlubber... an don' ye fergit it.  Arrrggghhhhh!

Quoting IROKONESS, reply 16372

Banned for catching starkers on a good day.   Otherwise...  well, I'll leave it like that.  

End of IROKONESS's quote

Banned fer thar be no gud days... thar be bad un's an' slightly bett'r un's... and fer them wot I orders ta walk tha plank, suffer tha cat-o-nine tails or be 'anged frum tha yardarm, well their day's about ta git alot wurse, innit.

banned for plank walking

Banned ferr ye hasen't put on yer anchor yet... an' be shure ye gits t' tha end o' the plank... fer I don't likes t' git splashed.