Also banned for making me think that.  I ought to be ashamed of yourself.

banned for shams

Banned for you ought to be ashamed of myself.... twice.

Banned for enterprise is our alienable right.      

Banned for the right aliens could start off an enterprise and take over THE Enterprise.... beam me up Scotty.

banned for using a saying that was never in the show

Banned for I don't care... and I'm beaming from ear to ear because.

Banned for ...     hehe                          

  That's not here in Winnipeg though. brrr  Although it's an incredibly mild winter.   justsayin

Banned for the weather is irrelevant in here... and no, I'm not going outside to chase away the feral camels that  are burying the rose garden with their droppings.

It'll all come good in the end, said Man Ure.

Banned for Van Goh can dream , so can you.   Or feral camel night mares...  well that sounds terrifying right there.  We get big eyed does that eventually get's hand fed.  

banned for letting the poor guy cut his ear off

Banned for the ear was not cut off... the kraken rose from the depths and ate it off to appease the gods of the underwoeld after they found him guilty of earwigging on a secret ballot to elect a new gorgon to terrorise mankind.

banned for krakens, gorgons, and serpents

oh my

Banned for gargoyles, dragons, and minions.

Banned for all the uglies, greebies and toe jam lickers who inhabit the dark corners and back alleys across the galaxy.... they also live in respectable suburbs in nicely kept houses with lavish gardens filled with all kinds of exotic flowers and shrubbery.  Know of any houses near you fitting that description.... and have you seen the dour looking occupants who make the Addams Family look like sweet little ballerinas in their sequinned tutus????

If you have, don't be alarmed, they're probably relatives of Ryat's on extended vacation.

banned for snoping into my info and knowing I married an Adams

Amy Adams that is.

Banned for assuming starkers snopes. 

banned because the proof is right there

Banned for snopes. Can't see it.  

Banned for snopes and dopes... and never the twain shall meet, for fear they'll elopes and reproduce, spawning gropes

banned for rhyme time

Banned, just in time. 

banned for time in a bottle

Banned in the knickers of time for the sublime rhyme with a hint of grime that eventually got Marcel Marceau to mine and do street pantomine wearing his famous white face-paint that sometimes felt like slime to touch, thank you very much

And before anybody says anything, it fell out of my keyboard befor I could do a thing about it... so banned for the Matrix is upon us

Banned for comedic theater repeat from somewhere.