Banned for there is a comedian in every crowd.... somewhere.

banned for rolling on the floor laughing

Banned for being 'pin' who bursts the bubble

Banned for not uploading custom content for 5 years, checking my Skin status's only to see everything is now "No" Approved - yet still cheekily topping 14,000 downloads and counting - Boom.!

Banned for cheekily checking and counting custom content... and going BOOM!!!  Explosives are not required for forum use and should not be brought into the environment due to the hazard they pose to all here.  If you're needing to go boom in future, go somewhere private and burst a large balloon.

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banned because boom goes the dynamite

Banning 16454 for unlurking.

Bannedc for ONE single solitary post does not a lurker unmake.... and going over Niagara Falls wearing snow skis means you either have an adventurous spirit or you're way too early for the next ice age.

Banned for lurkers should not be heard, otherwise chaos and mayhem might ensue.   Speaking lurkers turn into one of us!  See what I mean....

Banned for we are non-lurkers of our own making... like we're willing participants and weren't dragged out of the woodwork through unpopular comments regarding participation challenged lurkers.

In fact, I wonder if the majority of modern-day lurkers can even read or write... or whether they just come to look at the pictures and the posted videos.

Banned for being a softie.   And troglodytes are people too.

banned for being to hard on the softies

Banned for being to hard.      Really...   And softies are nice to use in car washes.  

Banned for making me think of boobies again.... pressed up against the windscreen in nothing but a wet T-shirt at the carwash of my dreams.

And banned for thinking that is a 'cocked' revolver in my pocket... it's a roll of coins so's I can come through this 'ere carwash again.... and again.... AND again.

Also banned for thinking I must have a VERY dirty car... no, I haven't.

Banned for bbies can be helpful in car wash endeavors, as in more weight to pack an appropriate poundage dispersal with softies on glass. 

Banned fot this topic is useless without pics.... where are the visuals to characterise said 'softies on glass'?

Also banned for mentioning 'poundage' and getting me all hot under the collar... and other places..

Banned for not ggling the pics.   And time for the a/c me thinks.

Gloating about your summer weather will only alienate you from everyone's winter fun in the sun attitude. 

Banned for gloating is not on my agenda this week, so I won't mention that it's nice and warm with sunny blue skies.

And banned for I DON't Google boobie pics.... I ogle them.

Banned for giggling at Starkers Norks, then Banned again for floating the forum for 11 years and not getting a single point of Karma.!

Banned for well there's probably easier access too eyefuls in real life than the pc. maybe

banned for the hills have eyes

Banned for my eyes have been trained on the 'hills' for decades... in fact I've had a preoccupation with mounds of giggling flesh ever since I watched the UK Womens Trampoline team attempt a world record.  Let's just say there was more bouncing going on than the score keepers counted.

Banned for following the bouncing ball and not singing. 

Banned for thinking I have a singing voice... I'm known as the chandelier shatterer 'round these 'ere parts

Banned for being way to early on a Saturday.