I would give you karma but I've got a bit of the raging bull in me and I feel like a couple of heifers.

I would give you karma but, that wouldn't do then.

 This but not this

I would give you karma but the aminals are on the loose.

I would give you karma but please lock up those virginal sheep before various persons get excited

I would give you karma but, those sheep. They're trouble makers for sure. Especially the black ones.

I would give you karma but singling out sheep as trouble makers is plain wrong.  Goats are proper buggers as well... especially when you're bending over and the butt you in the buttocks

I would give you karma but...........I'll think of something.

I would give you karma but if you don't think of something soon I'll run out of inspiration.

I would give you karma but, now I'm to tired.

I would give you karma but the judge on the home straight tells me you were disqualified for flashing your 'headlights'.

I would give you karma but, they weren't mine. Mine would get 1rst prize.

I would give you karma but, I got distracted by the puppies.

I would give you karma but with those puppies on the loose I'm gonna have to become honorary dog catcher and round 'em up.

I would give you karma but, way to entrepreneur?  Did your banker finance that?

I would give you karma but puppy poop got on the button.

I would give you karma but, Twilight Zone phoned and they want to make a movie of your life.

{not for real}

I Would give you karma but I'm not playing the lead role... oh, and are there any nude scenes I need to be aware of?

Yeah, I thought rounding up/handling puppies was a brilliant idea... but that bastard banker wouldn't finance anything.  Nope, he's a right prick and just wanted to get in on the action for a 70 - 30 cut in his favour.  Well that's never gonna happen and I told the greedy swine to take nose dive off the 44th floor of his HQ.

Did I ever tell you that I hate bankers?

I would give you karma but, her puppies are distracting.

I would give you karma but, and natural. 

Yes, you will be the Thunder God of Flatulence. Possible butt scene or two. 

I would give you karma but life isn't fair.

I would give you karma but the Grumble Fairy has threatened an attack of the screaming abdabs if I push the flamin' button.

Ah well, I'll get to work alongside the Thunder Fairy... now there's a nude scene I fancy.

It'll be like Adam and Eve all over again.  I'll be the snake in the trees tempting them.

I would give you karma but there you go again... speaking with forked tongue about afternoon delight and fig leaves.

I would give you karma but, where's the apple?

I would give you karma but Eve is looking for a fig leaf to shine it up before she takes the big bite.