To shine what up?   I'd better take a look to see what they're up to...

Oh Shite!  Did not need to see that!

I would give you karma but looking up people's extracurricular activities through a telescope is not my idea of late night entertainment....

... I prefer binoculars.

I would give you karma but up close is nice providing its not the back door you are perusing.

Wow, good morning peeps.

I would give you karma but, what if you got access to a satellite?

I would give you karma but pics just in from the satellite above your place suggest that you have ample already.

I would give you karma but, yeah, I have loads of satellites. ?

I would give you karma but I just caught one of your satellites spying while I was preoccupied in the loo... and no, I will not pay to get the photos and negatives.

I would give you karma but, the film melted.   

I would give you karma but... don't tell me, your hot gaze upon my well developed muscular frame melted them?

I would give you karma but,    your sense of humor is doing well enuf.

I would give you karma but that would interrupt this scintillating discussion.

I would give you karma but, feel free. You can't really worry about degrading the topic.    You can bank on it.

I would give you karma but the topic has taken so many twists and turns I'm too dizzy to find the relevant button

I would give you karma but, guess that would make it irrelevant then.

I would give you karma but the Irrelevant Elves of Diddyland just told me it would make absolutely no difference in the grand scheme of things

I would give you karma but scheming with Diddyland Elves can get you diddled. 

I would give you karma but I'm going up The Elephant and Castle for a pint of lager and a packet of crisps

I would give you karma but....OOOPS!! I accidentally pushed the button. Oh no!

I would give you karma but, you always liked him best. 

I would give you karma but I always liked me best as well.

I would give you karma but, that's enough information. 

I would give you karma but you read too much into it and came to a mischievous conclusion.

I would give you karma but, oh really. How interesting. How long have you felt like this?  

I would give you karma but a bowler hat and a woman's bosom have one thing in common... they're both felt.

hahaha how drole.   I would give you karma but, feelings shared makes for bonding.