I would give you karma but my bowler hat is two sizes too large and it obscures my vision.

I would give you karma but, this is just another problem duct tape can fix.

I would give you karma but me thinks using duct tape where there's hair is painful....

Used it to fix a... uh ... and it took several painful hours to get it out of me pubes.

   EEeeoww

I would give you karma but, do they transplant uhm, men's privates? 

Googles got company coming.

I would give you karma but it's not privates I need, more some soothing cream cos dry shaving always leaves a rash.

I would give you karma but, duct tape waxing. "New and Improved"   I bet that would work.

What you are about to see is not for the faint of heart. You have been warned. 

I would give you karma but my haint fearted when I see'd them thar hairs bein' yanked out... but it aint 'apppenin' on my arse, not fer quids

I would give you karma but, can't say as I blame you. haha  Crazy people out there!   All that hair requires alot of maintenance though I bet. 

One word. Nair.   

I would give you karma but my expertise leans more towards doing bikini lines.

I would give you karma but, I wouldn't put that on my resume if I were you. Not for a bank job anyway... 

I would give you karma but can you honestly see me working in a bank... other than to clean it... out?

I would give you karma but, I'll drive the getaway car. 

I would give you karma but, you chose this as the getaway car.

I would give you karma but, what's wrong with green?

I would give you karma but a red one goes faster... which could prove the difference between getting caught and not getting caught as we get away... or not.

I would give you karma but, now I've changed my mind. I don't look good in red. 

I would give you karma but I reckon you'd look good in red .... which would be the colour of your birthday suit if you knew I was looking at it.

I would give you karma but, why are you blushing?    I'm not.

I would give you karma, but I'm trying to figure out how my cat managed to turn on the radio.

I would give you karma but I just got back.

I would give you karma but, it's about time.   j/k

I would give you karma but it's about time you told Uvah it's about time - what with him skiving off to play silly buggers - and what about the cat turning on the radio and tuning into a blues station to settle down on the couch with caviar nibblies and a Kahlua and milk.

I would give you karma but, I'd watch that on You Tube. I swear they have every single solitary thing that happens in the world out there. 

I would give you karma but Youtube doesn't have me in any compromising positions...  or otherwise.

I wasn't blushing!  No, that was me all red hot and ready to trot.

I would give you karma but, me neither. That we know of.