I would give you karma but it takes one to know one.... and I always wondered about those antennae protruding from your forehead.

I would give you karma but, you landlubber, only true pirates get karma. 

I would give you karma but once around the block is enough.

I would give you karma but, depends how long the blocks are.

I would give ye karma but thar bain't be no blocks at sea.... just waves.

I would give you karma but, catch the wave.

I would give you karma but a wave of waving sports fans just did the Mexican wave and I'm soooo distracted.

I would give you karma but, they can't see you when you wave back you know...  

I would give you karma but surfing the wave on an ironing board isn't recommended.

I would give you karma but, sounds like time for a  WII.  

I would give you karma but I gotta go for a wee while.... while I wee.

I would give you karma but, the little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home. 

I would give you karma but Lil miss piggy is still at the bistro.

I would give you karma but, I won't tell Kermit his beloved has a peeper.

Jeepers, creepers where did you get that karma? Not from me.

I would give you karma but, you could change your nick.

{don't do it, kidding}

I would give you karma but changing knickers is today's modern society is only hygienic, isn't it?

I would give you karma but, unless one doesn't wear any. Problem fixed.         Pantylines,,,

I will give you karma if you roll my special cigarettes for the rest of my life

I would give you karma but, would I really be helping the environment. 

I would give you karma but the environment is choking some since your pussy [avatar] coughed up a humongous furball.

I would give you karma but, that's a stretch. Running out of ideas you poor old codger. When I take over the world I will be kind to you.

I would give you karma but... old codger?  And taking over the World?

How about we go rock the casbah and see how kind we can be to each other.

I would give you karma but, when I take over the world, that's gonna be on the list. Again.  Kindness to one another.

I would give you karma but I thought pussy had already taken over the world.  

[thinking avatar again]