i would give you karma but, i am too busy giving CPR to someone.

I would give you karma but why on earth would you be giving somebody Calibrated Prostate Removal?

I would give you karma but, are you sure it doesn't mean Corny People Removal.       

I would give you karma but you've mistaken that for Celebrities Pimple Remover... available at fakeplasticpeople.com for just $99.99 plus 33% for postage and handling.

I would give you karma but CPR? Good gwavy twain! What am this world comin' too.

I would give you karma but your Crusty Prostate Reduction tool does not work as advertised... and it should have a "please warm before use" in the instructions cos for unwitting first time users it feels like a refrigerated rail spike.

I would give you karma, but you haven't given me any.

I would give ye karma but ye'll 'ave ter find a much, much better excuse than thar one t' evade yer duty to tha cap'n... aarrgghh!!!!!

I would give me karma but there's no f**ken button for it.... arrgghhhhh!!!!

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I would give you karma but, it's to hot.  

I would give you karma but the temperature is no excuse not to heap gifts on those who are most deserving... namely me.

I would give you karma but, you go first.

I would give you karma but I did.... and now I'm nekkid it's your turn.

I would give you karma but, is your nickname speedy Gonzalo's or do you wear just one article of clothing? One sock, no karma.

I would give you karma but you just criticised my sock... gotta wear something in Winter to act as a 'peter heater'

I would give you karma but I'm in the middle of..............stuff.

I would give you karma but, I don't believe you. I need a pic. 

Okay.

I would give you karma but, geez that looks good.    Is that your cooking?   I know what's for supper now.

I would give you karma but supper at my place was turned down for cheap takeaways downtown in the McDonalds district.

i would give you karma but, i am afraid you might grimace.

I would give you karma but there's no way you're sticking that karma where the sun don't shine on my watch

to you, karma i will bestow.

only after, the lights are low.

I would give you karma but I've become celibate since reading that offer.

I would give you karma but, I always miss all the action.