I would give you karma but auntea's still offering some low-light opportunities... if you're game to bend over in the dark.

I would give you karma but, you just gave someone the idea to make a horror porn. 

Or was that Twilight!   Without the porn. And no story. And no end. Oh no. 

I would give you karma but the twilight reference made me think of my twilight years and getting long in the tooth.

I would give you karma but, Never ending.,  I think I could handle living forever. Just gotta have a great dentist. That's the ticket. 

I would give you karma but eternity as a vampire would suck.... as would be having to make a withdrawal at the blood bank because your date left before dessert

I would give you karma but, maybe now you don't have to share.  Or maybe a little stealth reconnoitering for dessert is called for.  

I would give you karma but I'm worried we'd meet down a dark alley one steamy night and fight over who gets the first bite of dessert.

I would give you karma but, now that I might live forever I need all the karma I can get.  Maybe with some chocolate on it.  

chocolate covered karma goes straight to your hips, i simply can not contribute to the decline of your immortal figure.

I would give you karma but no amount of decline is needed.

I would give you karma but no amount of decline is needed.

I would give you karma but I went into decline years ago and have a phobia with karma buttons.

I would give you karma but, you can get voice recognition.... 

I would give you karma but my stomach turns every time I recognise the voice the Oz Prime Minister.

I would give you karma but, my voice recognition app isn't working. 

I would give you karma.........glub...glub...glub.

I would give you karma but, grab the fin instead.   I'll save you. 

Sounds fishy. Therefore, i can not give you any karma.

I would give you karma but you've become so seldom seen that I often forget you're here.

i will give you some  karma, after i give you some  ginko biloba.

I would give you karma but you've been on the ginseng and horny goat weed again, haven't you!

I would give you karma but, isn't that horny toad...  ? Regardless, I'll try it. 

{I'm j/k. don't try this at home.}

I would give you karma but you'd wear me out by using that horny goat weed and not sharing it.

I would give you karma but, it's a mystery. So nope on the karma. 

I would give you karma but the mysterious is a mystery to me.