I would give Uvah karma but his sheesh isn't worth a half of my swoosh nor a quarter of my swish... not even an eighth of my shwash.

And I would give you karma but all this swishing and swashing made my hands slippery and I dropped the soap in the tub.

I would give you karma but, you seem busy. You and Uvah in the tub and all....

I would give you karma but you didn't come in to wash my back and bits.

I would give you karma but, three's a crowd.

I would give you karma but that's no excuse...

You only had to say so and I woulda boosted Uvah to have you all to myself.

I would give you karma but, I couldn't find you in all the bubbles....

I would give you karma but had you looked a little harder you would have noticed my periscope sticking out of the suds.

I would give you karma but, some soap got in my eyes. 

I would give you karma but I think the money would be better spent on a pair of goggles.

I would give you karma but, the money for hot water? yeeow!    

I would give you karma, but this thread need some brony gifs first.

I would give you karma but the button got ate.

In a perfect world, karma would be yours. Sadly though, this is not the case. Also,we need to get your binging under control first.

I would give you karma but I'm binging on my nineteenth bucket of beer and the karma button has become somewhat hazy in my old age.

I would give you karma but, if I had nineteen beer....   well I couldn't.   LOL

I would...hic...give you...hic...karma but...I can't find me...burp!

I would give you the gift of holy karma, but I'm so intoxicated by well-purified and strained variations of ethanol that my speech is rather incoherent and lowly, and I find myself in the aforsworn position of therefore being unable to truly give you karma as befits people of our high stature. 

In other words........

I would give you karma but I'm all out of run-on sentences.

I am unable to give him karma because I'm poncy and drunk. 

I would give you karma but you're pissed as a nit [drunk] and likely to trip over it in the lavatory

I would give you karma, but you've discovered my alcoholism.

I would give you karma but I'm just picking myself up off the floor after your whiskey breath knocked me over when you were trying to recite the 10 Commandments backwards.

Banned for Chumbawumba!!

I would give you Karma but I got knocked down and couldn't up again - the post brang me down

I would give you karma but, it doesn't reach down there.