I would give you karma but you shouldn't be looking down 'there'.... but then again, what's a little peeping between friends?

I'd give you karma but I don't feel like it.

I'd give you karma, but that's a lazy reason.

I'd give you karma but all that skiing has tired me out and I'm off to my bedroom to find a nice warm parking spot

Banned for thinking your a car.

I would give you karma but after being out in traffic all day you could have given me a 'all-over wash' and polished my gearstick.

i was going to give you karma, however, your exhaust has done me in.

I would give you karma but you mistook my brake lights for a brothel beacon and thus have rear-ended me... so the inhalation of noxious exhaust is your own doing.

Banned for hallelujah those electric cars are on their way. 

i,would give you karma, but since you started it, blasphemous ban!

I would give you karma but, head banned of gold, and an arm or leg for those expensive electric cars.  

Banned for putting in an arm and a leg when you were only asked to put your left hand in and shake it all about.

Anyhow.... I would give you karma but putting you left hand in and shaking 'it' all about made me all gooey eyed and weak at the knees.

Seeing how you are lying in a den in Bombay, i have to give your karma to Crocodile Dundee, and Collin Hay.

I would give you karma but I'm still somewhat delirious after having it shaken all about.

I would give you karma, but I'm too busy having mine shaken all about.

Word is bond! i should give you karma for your stirring portrayal of your merriment, but alas, i am all out.

I would give you karma but I'm feeling somewhat dehydrated after a bout of extreme merriment... time for a refill cuppa, me thinks.

Water you talking about? i'd give you karma, if it did not evaporate. Much like me dreams.

I would give you karma but your evaporated dreams invaded my own dreams last night... you dirty, dirty person, you, they were XXX rated.

With the money i saved on your karma, you receive glasses with vision of X-ray, Ted.

I would give you karma but, this isn't let's make a deal.  

Knights who say "Ni" karma for you,........whoops, wrong Monty.

Karma canceled.

I would give you karma but, to give is to receive.

I would give you karma but I'm still plum tuckered out from doing the last lot and I'm going to lay back in my banana lounge with a nice cold shandy.

i was just about to hand you karma, but you split.