I would give you karma but, it's a daily chore. One has to stay sharp.

I would give you karma but I just cut my fingers... like ow, you is sharp.

I would give you karma but, oops about that.

My reflexes still need practise as I was aiming for my ball of yarn, as in difference with your spinning of one. 

I would give you karma but I'm in the dog house for spinning the missus a yarn

In this neck of the woods, crocheting is grounds for losing karma. So even if i had it to give, i couldn't. Know what i mean, bingo?

I would give you karma but you're in the neck of the woods and it wouldn't reach you in there.

I would give you karma but, I can't see the forest from the neck in my way. 

Necking in the woods, no karma for you!

I would give you karma but necking in the back alley is a no-no... spooning isn't tolerated, either.

Fork that! Spite will not allow me to bestow you any karma. Good day!

I would give you karma but, it's a moody Manitoba morning. That's a negatory. 

I would give you karma but I'm too busy fantasising on this enchantingly erotic evening

 I would give you karma but putting spite on your fish n' chips is such a silly thing to do... salt n' vinegar's better.

I would give you karma, but you guys let this thread die ands I will be too busy planning its funeral...

-Twi

I would give you karma but you have mistaken a case of 'let sleeping dogs lie' with a case of murder.

Yes, it was only sleeping.... heavily.

I would give you karma, but I just did

I would give you karma, but I'll give you this instead:

I would give you karma but creepy graveyard images on this thread were prohibited by the Commissioner of the Living during his speech on uninvited cadavers attending dinner parties.

Also... no karma for you due to mention of my paltry amount in another thread [namely the 'banned' thread] which patently is a misdemeanor under the United Nations Charter to the literary world.

I would give you karma, but here's some more

I would give you karma but it got canceled due to lack of nothing.

I would give you karma but I am upset and I will give you karma anyways.

I would give you karma but, I'm to busy working.

I would give you karma but I've been so busy working on an complicated and completely dumbfounding excuse not to that I completely lost all track of time and became overly distracted contemplating all sorts of weird and wonderful scenarios as to why not.

I would give you karma but it took so long to read your post that i forgot.

I would give you karma but, I have to go outside because I read that article and now I can't stop yawning.  

I would give you karma but while you were outside yawning a moth flew in and now I can't stop laughing to have seen so much fun, and the dish ran away with the spoon