I would give you karma, but you're not an animal like possum and I

I would give you karma but the last aminal I gave it to wouldn't stop licking my face...

I would give you karma but I thought you knew the difference between aminal and animal. Never ever feed the aminals because they're face-lickin' fiends.

I would give you karma but, No licking my face thank-you.   I'm a cat person anyway.   prrrr

Well, now that, that is out of the bag, i can not give you karma

I would give you karma, but I met a man with seven wives who each had seven sacks which each had seven cats which each had seven kits.

I would give you karma but, you'll just hoard it. 

I would give you karma but hoarding tends to collect dust.

I would give you karma but first, where's the cash?

I would give you karma but...here it is.

$$$4ME@(fill in the blank).com 

I would give you karma, but why do i need to when KrdaxDrkrun is up and about?

I would give you karma but, instead we'll see how the gamble with Krdax goes AseOfSpadez.

I would give you karma but there's a queue going around the block for karma tickets... and I don't stand in queues

I would give you karma but exqueues their rudeness. They didn't see you I'm sure. 

And your name is again?    

I would give you karma but exqueues me for being so rude, it was not I it was my food.

I would give you karma but, can't see why your not on the list?

I would give you karma but I'm on the list incognito... I'm fifth from the bottom on days that end in ay... and fourth from the top every other day.

We could have a karma gangbang if Krdax was here...

I would give you karma but I'm not sharing with either of you... find your own gangbang cos I fly solo.

I would give you karma but, hang gliding looks magical. Not a sound but the wind by your ear. And all the eye candy you can stand. 

Maybe one day. But I'll never ever bungee jump.  

I would give you karma but I could possibly be persuaded to bungee jump if you were... um, tut, tut.... laying beneath all... 

I would give you karma but the clouds keep turning off the lights.

I would give you karma but that's god turning off the lights so he can piss in peace.

I would give you karma but the sprinkles that came down this morning weren't yellow.

I would give you karma but, well thats' good karma right there, isn't it?