I would give you karma but you gave me to much information.   

BANKER

I would give you karma, but it's all stored in Parma, and I can't get to Italy.

I would give you karma but, that's pretty far away indeed. It won't grow like that though.....

I would give you karma but I'm busy playing.

I would give you karma but, play on maestro.

And the band played on, and took your karma,

I would give you karma but the accountant of actuality has audited the books and has deemed the karma bank is bankrupt

I would give you karma but methinks I need to re-up.

I would give you karma but I've upped all I can and I'm still 2 inches too short to change a light bulb without a step ladder.

I would give you karma but, cheez whiz, don't talk to me about step ladders and height. I can never reach anything....  grrr

Can't wait to grow up.

I would give you karma but now I'm saving up to get you a pair of stilts instead...

and is a snake's belly closer to the ground than a dwarf's bum?

A/  Dwarf's bum is closer cuz their short on looks. 

Q/ Does a snake have a bum?

yes, havent you ever read any erotic snake literature?  Your life must be so lacking.

Well thanks for caring and sharing. But, they don't have a crack.   I am a believer though cuz well they just gotta. 

Banned for being a believer like me

Hehe see what i did there...

Woaw. Yes I can.... Quite nice pic.  

Thankyou

i give karma

I would give you karma but, I'm happier than a monkey with a bunch of bananas.  

I would give you karma but those are my bananas and you can't have them.

If you won't share, how do you expect any return karma?

I would give you karma, but if you expect me to share I'll need the address to send a vial [I'll sneeze into it] of the cold I'm suffering

I would give you karma but, here's a round of bananas for the house. 

I would give you karma, but you need to give me some first. 

Instant karma, has skipped over you.