I would give you karma but I'm off to the patent office to stake a claim on digital aftershave.. you throw it on in dots and dashes

S.O.S, giving you karma is against the code.

I would give you karma but I've progressed from Morse Code to encrypted bips and bobs

I would give you karma but, I need the password. Someone's been bleeping bleeping some morse code around , and now it's all locked up

like Fort Knox.

I would give you karma, but I wont cos I know too much  and I wont give it up haaaaa that troll is a sneaky bugga

I would give you karma but, you gotta spill the beans on this one I tell ya. Ya just gotta.

Karma and the World are depending on you now.  Sing!

ok,ok, just so that no windows break and for the sake of everyone keeping the hearing it was ahhhhhh, ohhhhhh ummmm  that pesky troll  he did it  honest *shaunna runs and hides *

I would and will give you karma. Caught the little blaggard and sent him off somewhere else. We have Karma... Yay

I would give you karma but the blaggard in me pushed the flush button instead.

I would give you karma but, you flushed the blaggard when you pushed him on his coat button?

i would give you karma but, i just spent it all on Marilyn.

I would give you karma but Marilyn is up on the hill hocking hers.

I would give you karma but, what the hech is karma going for now anyways?

Whatever it is, it is gone in an instant. Can't give you karma now, the moment is past.

I would give you karma but, it just rained cats and dogs over here. Wow 

Take a bow, but it will cost you some karma. Sorry.

I would give you karma but nobody fixed my little red wagon and the wheels fell off.

Is it safe to give karma to someone with a few loose screws?

I would give you karma but loosing too may scews you might forget

I would give you karma but you sent the wet weather here

I would give you karma but you're confused... that's not rain, that's the Piddler on the Roof

  piddler on the roof  

I would give you karma but, now I'm gonna have 'If I was a Wealthy Man', in my head all day.  

I would give you karma but wouldn't it be better to have him in your boudoir?

I would give you karma but I had a brain fart.

I would give you karma but, everything in moderation Uvah.