I would give you karma but an accidental rift in the horizontal parallel has created an unstable portal to the vertical plane and caused a temporary nothingness that swallowed the button.

I would give you karma but in other words you don't know what happened to it.

I would give you karma but I'm having a Spinal Tap afternoon and later I'm taking the dog to Bitch School... though he's a male... but it might get him laid and stop him humping my leg.

I would give you karma but its too early in the morning.

I would give you karma but, Mickey quickie: mouse sex lasts only 5 seconds. 

............I would give you karma but you gave me the stitch   

I would give you karma but, a stitch in time could get you nine...    

I would give you karma but I gave her nine and I got asked if I'd like to try for ten.

 I would give you karma but, I was watching Strange Sex on tv... a documentary of sorts show, so there was a guy with 13 1/2 in.  He was sort of complaining.... His pants were skintight. Just sayin.

I would give you karma but I was talking about karma points not inches.... and strewth, 9" is not an endowment I'd want, much less 13 1/2"

I would give you karma but, the news of my death was highly exaggerated. Now that's a retraction.

 And a long time ago they buried their folks 13' underground.    Who knew?

I would give you karma but people aren't queuing up to get into cemeteries, they're dying to get in.

Then there was the time I asked an old girlfriend to put her hand in my pocket to check if the stiffness I was experiencing was rigor mortis.

I would love to give you Karma, but I just got done reading 184pages of replies.

I would give you karma but you're obviously cross-eyed from reading 4587 replies and wouldn't notice if any had been added or not.

I would give you karma but, Vampyres are sexy. But, they don't get rigor mortis.  hmm

I would give you karma but you wouldn't think a vampyre was sexy if he put his fangs in a glass beside his coffin every night... er, morning.

I would give you karma but I'm too bust listening to the glass chomping.

I would give you karma but, glass chomping sounds like something one shouldn't practise at home kids. 

i would give you karma but the queue outside the lavatory is so long I am liable to have completely forgotten all about it by the time i get back.

I would give you karma but, it's to early.

I would give you karma but hey...that's my line.

I would give you karma but I can't decide if it's early evening or late afternoon

I would give you karma but its 7:00

I would give you karma but that's way too warm for my liking.... got a sun dial, eh?

I would give you karma but, just because you used it, doesn't make it yours Uvah. 

Unless you have the patent?