I would give you karma but, I straightened my hair for the 2nd time now. Different. I likey.

I would give you karma, but pop

I am back

with my karma policies too

I would give you karma but I'm afraid your policies are up for renewal.

I would give you karma but, karma renewals are free for a limited time only.

I would give you karma but ... polar bears eat baby seals.

I would give you karma but, ticks suck blood.

I would give you karma but so do bankers.... worst parasite on earth, is a banker

Fixed it for you. 

EDIT:  Karma request not submitted due to logistical error, please try again after the beep.

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There's no beep....just go...

I would give you karma but I decided instead to send a journalist around to discuss the pros and cons of the missing beep...

..... Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Oh, look out.... there it is.... damned smoke alarm again.

That'll teach me to think about effing bankers and get all hot under the collar, won't it!

I would give you karma but, nothing makes me crazier than that freakin alarm goin off for burnt toast. Or a shower. Now, {not good} the first time they go off for nothing. They are chucked. 

I would give you karma but ... burnt toast in the shower? Uh uh ...... not goin' there. Nope.

I would give you karma but as usual you got the wrong end of the stick again... it was about having to get out of the shower stark bollocky naked because the burnt toast set off the smoke alarm... and upon reaching the kitchen finding six burly firemen standing there.....

I would give you karma but, 

I wish them to be safe and well. 

I would give you karma but you were at the head of line leading the firemen.

I would give you karma but, well I wouldn't go that far. haha Really nice guys. Never feared for any emergencies knowing they were right there. 

I also lived on the way other side of the sirens.....

I would give you karma but I haven't got a fireman's uniform to put on to deliver it

I would give you karma but eenie, meenie, miney moe takes too long.

I would give you karma but the dingbats bribed the coding pigeons to remove it and now there's no karma button on my page

I would give you karma but I'm to busy admiring my paint job.

Woo Hoo

I would give you karma but if you're too busy watching the paint dry I'll go and get a bit of fresh air while I watch the grass grow in the backyard

I would give you karma but don't every hire these guys for cutting your grass. Sheesh

I would give you karma but it was spread out on the lawn to dry and those guys mowed over it... TWICE

I would give you karma but its very cold outside this morning. 18 degrees F.

I would give you karma but it seems I'd be better off sending you some Summer rays to warms things up over there.