I would give you karma but somebody give him a cupie doll instead.

I would give you karma but Juliar [Oz PM] included glow worms in the carbon tax and I'm sitting here in the dark

I would give you karma but,  I am slow this morning.   More 

coffee.  

I would give you karma but glow worms will soon replace those new-fangled smart bulbs.

I would give you karma but, smart bulbs. Is that those curly ones. I watched a documentary on them. 

Very bad. Radio active or something. Always at least have a cover over them. It apparently absorbs the cancer creators.   

Might glow in the dark after awhile. With the lights turned Off.

I would give you karma but you are babbling again

   I would give you karma but, surely your green blood understands shared knowledge is better for the many than the one.  Even a cute one. 

I would give you karma but the babble cops said save it.

I would give you karma but, saved and shared.

I would give you karma but you need to stand up to Fuzzy and give him a right royal serving for being mean... I reckon pierce his pointy ears and hang a ball n' chain off each one.

I would give you karma but, the little boys who picked on me the most in grade school, turns out they loved me. Or so their constant letter's said once we got to junior high. 

I would give you karma, but men are a strange species. Then again, so are the ladies.

I would give you karma but, I guess so. Well, it's not boring anyway. haha

I would give you karma but I am bored and pushing the damned button is repetitious and not doing my state of boredom any good at all

I would give you karma but, maybe your pushing the wrong button. 

I would give you karma but methinks starkers needs a little inspiration.

I would give you karma but, OMG I want that little black eyed tribble.   Those are 1 inch legs. Maybe. So cute. 

I would give you karma but,  I've been distracted by a cute puppy.

I would give you karma but I'm too busy opening my valentines cards...

I would give you karma but mine coffee is waitin'.

I would give you karma but I'm a tight fisted old bastard who simply can't be bothered mousing over to find the f**king button.

I would give you karma but, instead I will give you lubricant, don't want you to hurt what your griping int that tight fist of yours.

I would give you karma but I'm gonna use that lubricant elsewhere... given I have a bunch of politicians in power who are trying to screw me.

ROTFLMAO

omg you shit I just took a drink and Im trying not to spit on my key bd. .............. lol brand out the nose isn't any better. 

I would give you karma but, I need a wet nap. 

I would give you karma but I hear a dry nap is much more comfy, no squishies.