I would give you karma but the Java bug bt me.

I would give you karma but have you been to Krakatoa East of Java?

I would give you karma but, I didn't crack a toea, just an ankle. 

I would give you karma but, my fingers keep tripping over the key board. (backspace a billion times)

I would give you karma but you beat the board so hard the text is cringing.

I woud give you karma, but I was at Krakatoa east of Java.  What a blast.  Now i'm way west of Krakatoa, and Java, and havn't a clue to where the karma was blown.

I would give you karma but if you don't look in the hole in the ground how will you ever see the karma.

I would give you karma but a minor eruption has distracted me and I need to change my boots... cos I kept shaking in the other ones.

I would give you karma but, mother nature kicks ass again,. haha   She's so impressive. I have touched the clouds. Wish I could do it again today. No mountains in Winnipeg. haha

{plus that ankle }

I would give you karma, but "man who touch cloud must first fall from plane."

I would give you karma but, how's about flying a KittyHawk?  

I would give you karma but the Borg have created a no-go zone and persons entering it will be assimilated

I would give you karma but no-go a no-go.

I would give you karma but you passed go and collected $200 in a no-go zone

I would give you karma but ... no one will play monopoly with me

I would give you karma, but I can guess why no one will play Monopoly with you.

Just kidding

I would give you karma but ... do you play FFH?

I would give you karma but they're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

I would give you karma but the hobbits have devoured most of it and the rest is mine.... ALL mine... mwahahaha

I would give you karma but you are a bit too greedy

What

(I would give you karma, but I am busy answering a question ;P)

Fall From Heaven.

Its a mod that Derek Paxton (Kael) made before signing on with Stardock for Fallen Enchantress.

(a mod for Civ IV BTS)

I would give you karma but would a fall from heaven end with a terrible thud... and some insides ending up outside?

I would give you karma but, falling from heaven is only gonna get Gabriel upset again. tsc tsc

I would give you Karma, but isn't that Michael's job, not Gabriel's?

I would give you karma but the pay is lousy and the hours suck.