I would give you karma but, maybe -3c to -6c in my fair hamlet today. Can't complain. Work on my shop today. 

No rest... haha

I would give you karma but my chooks [chickens] turned into emus and kicked the dunny [outhouse] down and now we gotta use next-door's

I would give you karma sounds like a chain reaction to to me. 

   Or maybe you need one. haha  

I would give you karma but I'm doin' stuff.

I would give you karma but, so is he.   

I would give you karma but shouldn't he be smiling?

I would give you karma... but all the karma i have is from a very, very bad past life.   You desereve better than getting used, negative karma from me. 

I would give you karma but bad life schmad life, it all comes out in the wash anyway.

I would give you karma but, everyone has a story.   How could we recognize or appreciate good times otherwise.

Anyway people that are happy all the time.... get on my nerves.  

I would give you karma but it's way past my bedtime and that mongrel up above has my blow-up doll...

I would give you karma but, Stuff is on call I think. haha

Nitey nite.

I would give you karma but I have to go get the Sunday dinner ready

I would give you karma but, is that an invite?

I would give you karma but the machine that makes it has broken down and the mechanic who's come to fix it won't budge until he gets a cup of tea and some karma for turning up... which creates a catch-22 situation unless I can convince him that I WILL tell his wife about the extra-marital diddling he's been doing with a younger woman if he doesn't get to work.

Banned for equal opportunity blackmail rocks. 

Banned for thinking extra-marital diddling has a catch.

I would give you karma ... but you though this was the banhammer game

I would give you karma but two posts above are banned because they're in the  wrong place.

I would give you karma but, 

I would give you karma but ... a dragon came and stole all the gold n shiny pants

I would give you karma but, I have a dragon friend. Maybe he know who stole them... I can ask.   

I would give you karma but the dragon took the pot to the other side of the rainbow. He likes the way it sparkles.

I would give you karma ... but im busy playing Fall From Heaven 

I would give you karma but you don't have to fall from Heaven.... just come back down the Stairway To Heaven and dispense with that bruising thud at the bottom

I would give you Karma but ... post 4000!