I would give you karma but ... nighty night.

I would give you karma but, been there, done that. It's 9:00 am. Good morning.  

I would give you karma, but FAIL timezones

I would give you karma but your time zone is too far behind and it's a different day

I would give you karma but I don't do time zones.

I would give you karma but, my keyboard is back in action.. guess I worked through it.   eehaw!

Karma for you.

I would give you karma but I just got some.

I would give you karma but I'm having trouble pushing it up from the antipodes to the Northern Hemisphere with a needlepoint

I would give you karma but, I'm knitting socks for my tires.  

I would give you karma but I'm trapped in a dungeon in Fallen Enchantress, and havn't a clue what time zone I'm in.

I would give you karma but the allure of the Enchantress has me all fingers and thumbs

I would give you karma but, enchanting could hinder your knitting that pillowcase for dreaming about the Enchantress. 

I would give you karma but I can't knit... tried but I'm all fingers and thumbs and drop more stitches than I pick up

I would give you karma but, neither can I. Never tried to learn. Don't know how to cook either. Never tried to learn.    Don't like it.

I can make a stew... mmmm

I would give you karma but the mention of stew has made my mouth water.... so I'm off for a feed.

I would give you karma but, here's something you can relax and have a bite with...

I would give you karma but ... the water main broke and I have to go fix it.

I would give you karma but it's likely to get waterlogged... and soggy karma leaves a lot to be desired.

I would give you karma but soggy karma is sooooooooo ........ limp.

I would give you karma but, -36c is pretty cold. I can't see from the steam of my breath. 

I would give you karma but......

I fall down go boom!

I would give you karma but, what kind of friend would I be if I didn't help you up. Here grab the rope.

Yes Ma'am.

I would give you karma but the rope got tangled in her hair.

I would give you karma but, hair today gone tomorrow...

I would give you karma but, I need to go dry my hair.