I'll be he's never even tried Possum Steak either.

I would give you karma, but you've never lived till you've had possum steak...and karma is for the living...

-Twi

I would give you karma but bird's nest soup is highly overrated and possum  steak, read oppossum, (correct spelling cause Zubaz is not here), is nothing compared to a good old fashioned leathery soft and juicy T-Boneless.   

Work on that one why dontcha.   

I would give you karma but, possum.... possum..... one word UGLY.  Steak,    .  On a diet. Can't think of food. No karma for anyone.  

I would give you karma but, it has to many calories. 

I would give you karma but calorie counters beware ..... these little suckers be saweeeeet!

I would give you karma but, saweeeet is not going on my butt....

I would give you karma but, its still in the wash. 

I would give karma 'butt' the dryer is busted, can't use it ...... its in so many pieces. Magoo Inc. is ... uh .... servicing it. I think ...

I would give you karma but, first I need more coffee. 

I would give you karma but, I have a dentist appointment soon. 

I would give you karma but.... well you know the drill. 

I would give you karma but now I know where my missing drill went.

I would give you karma but did anyone see my masonry drill bits. They were here a minute ago ....

I would give you karma but, you should be taking better care of your tools... You know they grow legs and walk away when your not watching them closely. 

I would give you karma but what if one of those drills goes ... oops ... too late.

I would give you karma but,   

I would give you karma but, my gold fish ate it all. 

I would give you karma but keeping barracuda and calling them goldfish should be outlawed.

I would give myou karma, but for your information, they happen to be piranas...

-Twi

I would give you karma but the spell check is experiencing lackause.

piranas ..... piranhas.

You been Zubished-ed.

I would give yuo karma but you Zubish yourslef in nearly every post... cmoes with teh lunatic territroy, me thniks

I thin you rite!

I would give u karmaz but sPel chzeck iz 4 nOObz.

-Twi

I vould geeve yu karmas but I broked it.

I would give yuo karma but, I need to sleep now.