I would give you karma but fraggle worms arses happen to be quite tasty... especially with a bit of slug ketchup to help it slide down the back of your throat more easily.

I would give you karma but you have the weirdest taste. Fraggle worm arses indeed. Do they come with penisnitchel?

I would give you karma but you're still posting in this @#$%ing thread

I would give you karma but, I'm busy posting  AFTER  Fistalis. 

I would give you karma but ..... so. I are allowed cause I are followin' the one postin' before me. Nyah!

I would give you karma but, 3855 "no karma" posts. Dam, we're good. Oh, and still no karma.

I would give you karma, but your Betty Boop avatar makes me think of my ex-wife.

I would give you karma but, I didn't bring any.

I would give you karma, but all I have is instant.

I would give you karma but after this ....... I'm not so sure its a good idea because karma don't grow on trees ya know.

I was going to give you karma but the guards at the sanitarium gate searched my bags and kept it for themselves

I would give you karma, but you failed to use the specified wording in the original post.

I would give you karma but you went and got all testicl... er, technical with me

I would give you karma but I just can't be arsed

I would give you karma but, that leaves alot of everything else.     

I would give you karma but, They're coming to take me away.

I would give you karma but it wouldn't do any good because your strait jacket would prevent you from opening the envelope

I would give you karma, but that darn chameleon was too fast.

I would give you karma but chameleon soup is not permissible in this quadrant of the galaxy.... and penalties are severe, so lucky for you it was too rapid for your clumsy attempt to put him in the pot

I would give you karma but the soup nazis back.

I would give you karma, but you've now alerted him to the fact that we're on to him...now we'll have to restart our investigation...

-Twi

I would give you karma but, I have to Release the Hounds.

I would give you karma but, I'm scared of your puppies.

I would give you karma but you got puppytraphobia.