I would give you karma but if you're giving Fuzzy the finger I'd better see if I can find a rent-a-crowd to give you applause.

I would give you karma but I'm not that deluded to think you deserve it.

I would give you karma but rent-a-crowds don't do applause, they do noisy.

I would give you karma but, are you sure noisy is the best way to go. Maybe a bulletin board would be a nice recourse....

I would give you karma but a bulletin board?

Puhleeeeeze ....... is it made of cork with holes in it?

I would give you karma but your cork with holes in is allowing some gas to escape.

I would give you karma but, cork doesn't sink well either. Better off with sponge.  I think.

I would give you karma but even a sponge will float when soaked whereas a cork will bobble till the cows come home.

I would give you karma but, much like a weeble that doesn't fall down. Not sure if they can bobble or float though. Greater minds will have to study on that.

I would give you karma but the greatest mind of all, mine, did study it and my conclusion is ........ I dunno.

I would give you karma but, I think they're gonna take over the Earth. "Indestructable Duckies Invade Brooklyn".  

I would give you karma but you've obviously been in my bathroom to have taken that photo of all my rubber duckies...

.... I'm just glad my periscope wasn't up at the time.  

ah, nvm. go on.

I would give you karma but, that's no reason to stab your eyes with a fork. 

I would give you karma but giving him the fork so of makes you an accomplice to self-mutilation, doesn't it?

Also, I would give you karma but my periscope is now up and I can't see the danged button.

I would give you karma but, sound like a true mariner Cap'n.  haha

I would give ye karma but a couple o' luverlies just comed aboard n' I'm givin' 'em a guided tour o' me periscope.

I would give you karma but your periscope is locked in the random set position ... up down, up down, up down..

I would give you karma but I took an arrow in the knee....

What is it with the arrow in the knee?

I would give you karma but the arrow missed me cause I'm special.

I would give you karma but the lunatic fringe forbade it due to your not having spent enough time at the sanitarium picking up bad habits

I would give you karma but, I always thought it was lunatic friends.... I think I'll keep it like that.   haha

{@Uvah, the arrow in the knee is about a certain poor soul whom always, always wound up with an arrow to the knee. Funny pic to. Huge knee......  [game] }

I would give you karma but I've traded it with one of the keepers so that if we ever end up in the sanitarium together we may share a padded cell and laugh about the experience.

I would give you karma but the keeper called and said you owe him sixpence more because the karma you sold him quit.

I would give you karma but, sharing a padded cell with starkers. Even I would want to be a fly on the wall to watch that. haha  

I would give you karma but it might make your strait jacket bulge in ways that'd have Uvah upping his periscope.