I would give you karma but you tottered on the Brooklyn Bridge

I would give you karma but walking from Brooklyn to Manhattan can be a trip.

I would give you karma but if you happen to trip on a walk from Brooklyn to Manhattan you'd probably benefit more from medical attention to your grazed knees.

I would give you karma but, maybe tomorrow. I'm tired today. 

I would give you karma but Betty's a mermaid playin' in a bubble.

I would give you karma but I'm jealous that you're ogling my fave mermaid... and I can see from you're smoking 'gun' that you were pleased to see her. LOL

I would give you karma but, this beats walking.  

I would give you karma but I'm not good at walking on water, I tend to sink.

I would give you karma but if you fall in the drink it might make you sink faster.

I would give you karma but wouldn't it be a good idea to drink faster if you fall into the sink.

I would give you karma but, what my avatar isn't showing is that I'm floating in champagne.   

I would give you karma but is that bubbly googling I hear?

I would give you karma but I have to go cut my toe nails...

I would give you karma but the shards ... the shards!

I would give you karma but the shards are only dangerous if you accidentally step on them with bare feet.

I would give you karma but you wouldn't hear it arrive above the noise of the chainsaw.

I would give you karma but I'm new and have none to spare.

I would give you karma but I'm old and saving it to trade on a walking stick.... and some Viagra.

I would give you karma but your just going to trade it for medically enhanced kick stand pills to keep you from rolling out of bed.

I woulds give you karma but you have yet to meet the Master Blaster, he's on top of you. RUN!!!

I would give you karma but, he's the reason for the beginning of the Cabbage Head Windowblind. Oh my my. Bombastic  

Curried Cabbage WB and I was the one who dared someone to start it. starkers provided the inspiration and the smellies .....

I would give you karma but I wouldn't mind seeing the CCWB come to life.

I would give you karma but, I can't on days that end in Y. 

I would give you karma but, I have to check my lottery ticket.

Me to. Banned for inventing smellies. 

I would give you karma but, I have to wash my hair.