I would give you karma but that was a terrible joke

I would give you karma but, Oh right, your a Vulcan.   

I would give you karma but the lavatory beckons and there's no internet access in there

I would give you karma but I'd rather not engage smell-net.

I would give you karma but, maybe air freshner would be a better gift?   

I would give you karma but I'm havin' coffee instead.

I would give you karma but, instead a little somethin to enjoy with your coffee. 

I would give you karma but that is just nasty.

I would give you karma but, is it nasty because I have more karma than you?  You are half human...

I would give you karma but the karma chameleon escaped its enclosure and may have become the cat's supper.

I would give you karma but, this is something to listen to while in the lavatory.

I would give you karma but taking John Lennon into the lavatory seems just a little irreverent.... but while I'm taking a bath/shower would be okay.

I would give you karma but, earlier you lavatoried.     Karma is always appropriate though....   

I would give you karma but the aroma of a freshly brewed Tetleys wafting into my man cave is summoning me away from my PC and into the kitchen.

I would give you karma but, while making your way to the kitchen, here's a little ditty close to your heart and mine 

I would give you karma, but I'm afraid this would be the beginning of the end for this website once the new SOPA law goes in effect.

 I would give you my signature but, I'm Canadian. 

SOPA 

I would give you karma but Canadian Customs might intercept and keeo it for themselves.

I would give SOPA karma but no amount of web searches has come up with a way to tie a chunk of C4 to it.

I would give you karma but you don't seem to realise that Canada is more of a wasteland than Australia and you can just walk in without seeing any customs at all...

I would give you karma but leaving America is one thing, getting back in is another.

I would give you karma but, I sleep with my door unlocked.  

I woulde give you karma but unlocked doors are too tempting, here anyway.

I would give you karma but, I   Canada, and consider myself quiet fortunate to have been born here.

{I am biased. }

I would give you karma but Canada is so far away from Oz and I fear its poor little wings would give out halfway there and it'd fall in the ocean and drown if not first rescued by a passing fishing boat trawling for kippers and the odd karma here and there.

I would give you karma but the piddling little Island you live on is a spent force and is apparently sinking.   So how ya gonna tell the time when Big Ben falls over?

I would give you karma but you teetered on Big Ben.