Dam. {again don't try this at home folks, we are professionals.  }

I would give you karma but, you have junk in your trunk in your bottom.  

I would give you karma but my bottom has gone to sleep... hmmm, I need better padding in my 'puter chair.

i would give you karma, but i saw you flirting with the young girls.

I would give you karma but....  if I had gotten anywhere flirting with those young girls I'd be in a more giving mood.

I would give you karma but my flirting days are long gone.

I would give you karma but, that's impossible... 

I would give you karma but I don't have time for flirting because I don't rock cradles. Thirty five and above please.

I would give you karma but, of course. Your so lucky I'm married.  

I would give you karma but the last time I gave a married woman something her husband chased me up the street.....

I would give you karma but, hmm, wonder what you gave her? Oh intrepid one.

I would give you karma but I never kiss and tell... unless the tabloids wanna pay me for all the dirty details.

I would give you karma but dirty details aside ......... its c...c...cold outside. Brrrrr

I would give you karma but I'm sweltering in 32c and 92% humidity

I would give you karma but I think its gonna rain.

I would give you karma but i don't trust weather forecasters to get it right, so there.

I would give you karma but, it's freezing over here to. brrrrr  If your walking anywhere I recommend a ski-doo suit.

I would give you karma but your claws need trimming

I would give you karma but, they're all the better to catch you with.    Or fishing. Or slipping on a glacier.

I would give you karma but carousing with Sasquatch just doesn't cut it.

I would give you karma, but you have no cookies. So no karma for you!

I would give you karma but, I need cookies with my milk. 

@Uvah, I would give you karma but, I think he's a big teddy bear. As in Polar.    

Apparently Sasquatch "stinks".  Just saying...

I would give you karma, but I'm lactose intolerant.

I would give you milk but, there's always soy. And did I say milk for you?  Uhm nope. No I didn't.  

I would give you karma but ...... my button pushing finger is not talking to my dl finger. Something about pushin' stuff.

I would give you karma but, those dl's are such sticklers. Maybe give them a small push.