I would give you karma but, do you offer soakings in the tub to all your dinner guests? Or are they 'special'?               

I would give you karma but my hands would be wet from the back wash you wanted

I would give you karma, but this game has gotten a bit off...

I would give you karma but, OH OH, it's the morality police.      No karma for you.  

 But starkers, Karma for you. 

I would give you karma, but being the sheriff of the morality police is a fun job, just like being among the ranks of the Grammar Nazis.

I would give you karma but, still no karma for you.

I would give you karma, but I've been giving you karma every time I post...

Happy Birthday!

I would give you karma but, your kindness is only shadowed by your generosity.  

I would give you karma but I can't help it, it comes naturally...

I would give you karma but, and karma for you and Happy Birthday.

I would give you karma, but having fake birthdays is most fun!

I would give you karma but I'm not in the mood.

I would give you karma, but mood and wood are all good.

I would give you karma but, is there ever too much karma?

I would give you karma, but how would I know when enough is too much?

just keep giving me some and I'll let you know

I would give you karma but, someone has done that already Wiz.    

I would give you all karma but it was 39c here yesterday and my button pushing finger melted

I would give you all karma but it will be -4c here tonight and -10c tomorrow night and my karma button has frozen solid.

I would give you karma but that's cold enough to freeze the balls off a billiard table....

I would give you karma but, just a little more coffee.   

I would give you karma but ...... I'm so jealous. I want that cup! My coffee would look soooooooooooo good in it. lol

I would give you karma but, so you 'like' that cup.  haha   Couldn't resist....  But definitely a coffee mug connoisseur.    

I would give you karma but my coffee mug holds half a pint

I would give you karma but my coffee mug is empty

I would give you coffee but, no wait,,, no karma for you because it's to late in the day anyways.