I would give you karma but, it is dark outside. We have about 8 hours of daylight where I am.  Vampires would love it here. 

I would give you karma but we get about 12 -13 hours of daylight and I'd rather less because of the Summer heat... it's easier to keep cool at night.  Oh, and I'm not worried about vampires.  With the amount of pills I have to take these days, they'd think my blood was a pharmacists cocktail and shy away.

I would give you karma but you get too much sunlight.

I would give you karma but you don't use the right sunscreen.... look how red your chest has gotten.

I would give you karma but we're getting into winter here and the karma button is frozen.

I would give you karma but anti-freeze don't cost that much.... and don't be a cheapskate and think you can pee on it to warm it up.

I mean, you wouldn't want the frost to work back up the stream and end up with a frozen pipe, would you?

I would give you karma but you really shouldn't pee up the rope. That way the pipe won't freeze as the frost seeks warmer climes.

I would give you karma but the only frost I'm seeing these days is inside my freezer... and I'm not standing on a chair so's I can stick my pipe in there for you or anybody else.

I would give you karma but, Yay, I have internet. But, no karma for not being a go to guy and stickin your pipe in there.

I would give you karma but sticking your pipe in there? Oh no no no ........... fastest way to clog 'em up.

    I would give you karma but, I think I found the pipe clogger......

I would give you karma but who let that damned cat in the bog?

I would give you karma but, that's one busy little catto.    With one of those starkers you'd have to lower the lid and close the door.,...

I would give you karma but if I leave the lid down mrs s would have my guts for garters.

I would give you karma but, dam.

I would give you karma but its nighty night. See ya in the A.M. EST

I would give you karma but, sweet dreams.  Let me know if you dream in color.

I would give you karma but would you want to know if Uvah dreams in monocolor?

I would give you karma but my technicolor dreams kept me up all night.

I would give you karma but, very kewl.    Just curious, were there aliens?

I would give you karma but the aliens said don't bother, we'll give IROK karma ... hehe

I would give you karma but, and you believed them...... tisk tisk.   Darn green aliens. They're into everything. 

 They are alot more tribble than their worth.....

I would give you karma but Tribbbles have insatiable appetites, they really get into everything.

I would give you karma but, you feed them once and that's it. They never leave.  

I would give you karma but a couple of aliens turned up on my doorstep wanting to be fed.... they're soaking in the tub before dinner. Couldn't tell the difference [no identifying 'bits'] but I sure hope one's male and the other's female.