I would give you karma, but my name was broke...

I would give you karma but, you know your still Mike to me.     

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I would give you karma but you gave Mike the love heart smiley and I'm feeling all left out and jealous.

I would give you karma but, I was making Mike feel welcome. 

You know you're the apple of my eye starkers.

I would give you karma but the apple fell far from the tree.

Yeah, I know... though I do like a nice pai.... er, pear.

I would give you karma but you have a fake pear

I would give you karma but those are not implants in my pocket.... I'm just really pleased IROKONESS has changed her avatar again.

I would give karma butt Betty has cornered the market

I would give you karma but, I'm a big fan of Bettys.    When I grow up I want to emulate her.

I would give you karma but you don't have Betty's boobs.

I would give you karma but..... it seems you know or have seen something I haven't.

I would give you karma, but I respect women enough to not look at their...er... things.

I would give you karma but your head is too big.

I would give you karma, but YOUR head is too small.

I would give you karma but, seems like everyone's getting 'ahead' of themselves. And size doesn't matter.

Ask Fuzzy Logic.   

I would give you karma, but my head is clearly the proper proportional size for my body...

I would give you karma but, so is mine?   Of course Betty is the exception.    

I would give you karma but being the greedy person that I are I think I'll hold off until Miss Boop can come and get it personally.

I would give you karma but pretending to be a tablecloth doesn't mean you're gonna get laid 3 times a day

I would give you karma but everyone knows that table clothes are seriously deprived in that regard, most get laid but once a day and that only after someone cleans up the mess first.

I would give you karma but, Betty says never say never.

Boop-Oop-A-Doop

I would give you karma, but I feel that this conversation needs a new angle...

I would give you karma but, about 90 degree would be a suitable angle.     But not 6 degrees of Bacon.....  

I would give you karma, but angles and bacons and angels.

I would give you karma, but deviled ham.