I would give you karma but my horoscope says that romance is coming my way, so I'm off for a shave, shower, shit, shampoo and shoe shine in readiness for the big occasion

I would give you karma but, sounds like alot of work.....  Getting ready takes 1/2 hour. For something special. 

Otherwise, I'm in jeans.     I've heard moomoo's are comfy.... haha

I would give you karma but I'm plum tuckered out...

I would give you karma but, whooee must have been a wild date. Good on you starkers. You and the Mrs. can relax today..... But, still No karma... haha

I would give you karma but you date wild things.

I would give your karma but, Iggy Pop isn't in Winnipeg in this time of year. 

I would give you karma but I'm frozen stiff thinking of Winnipeg

I would give you karma but, you would be right in feeling that way. Brrrrr -30c below today. Dam     Freeze your eyelashes right off.  

I would give you karma but at -30c I think you need thermal undies more

I would give you karma but it's -35c today. haha    I'm not going anywhere. They have battery powered, heated socks and mitts but I've never tried them out.  Sounds OK.  Maybe on day....

Thermal undies.   Used to wear them as a little girl to walk to school. 

I would give you karma but the weather here can't seem to make up its mind. Last few nights barely ten degrees above zero, daytime below thirty and now its gonna warm up again. Go figure.

I would give you karma but all this weather talk has put me off and I have no enthusiasm for it.

 I would give you karma but, my arse is so cold in this weather I have to keep rubbing it from turning blue. 

I would give you karma but all I can think of is ..........

I would give you karma but thinking of that s only going to get you all hot under the collar and in dire need of refreshments.

I would give you karma but today is blackout day, Wikipedia has joined in.

I would give you karma but I have a dental appointment I'm not looking forward to... the dentist always asks me questions when I have a mouthful of instruments and hoses.   Hmmm, I never realised just how far a mouth could open 'til he got to work.

I would give you karma but then I'd have to ban you for wide openness.

I was going to give you 15 karma but, instead you are banned for holding the smoking gun.

I would give you karma but my avatar is incensed. He's mad because I can't find the other ones. Boogers.

I would give you karma but, now I'm busy looking for the 'others'.

{-40c today   }

I would give you karma but they'd freeze their little tushes off before getting there.

I would give you karma but, yup. We're soon to have Yeti's move in next door.

There goes the neighbourhood 

I would give you karma but the yeti needs it more

I would give you karma but, I told them how hot it gets in the summer, yeti insists on moving here.