I have long suspected Zubaz of being involved in the great pizza conspiracy, and your bringing it to my attention gives greater rise to the theory that he is in fact coveting karma points to exchange them for pizza at a later date... probably around Xmas time when he has all his rellies around and doesn't wanna spend up big on feeding them all.

I dunno if there's some kind of Pizza Board you can go to about it, but if I were you, HG, I'd be checking it out and making a complaint about the 'near' monopolization of karma points by one person, thus eliminating the opportunity to others to obtain pizza exchanges.  It's almost as bad as the bank execs awarding themselves all those fat bonuses... well maybe not quite, but it's still an abuse of executive powers  and there should probably be a Senate inquiry into it.

Yeah, the bastards did the same thing to me... sent the cops around cos I told the operator that I was having curried cabbage for dinner and threatened to go into the office the next day to sort 'em out with a few 'rippers'  Yeah, well, the cops didn't do much about it.  By rights they were supposed to lock me up for making a terrorist type threat to a semi-government installation, but when they discovered that I had aleady eaten the curried cabbage they wisely decided against it.

The conspiracy deepens (does it ever 'shallow'? hmmm...) Now we have Mod v. Mod warfare...or, as Po'smedly spells (sideways) it's dom-dom (using the dipthong....dum-dum).

Shlemiel: The one who spills the soup (souper)

Slemazal: The one the soup lands on (soupee)

Shebang: The word you're looking for. In Yiddish it would be "Megilla".

You're checked out on Pyrate and (occasionally) English, but from Yiddish, you don't know.

Now then, as to the significance of Pizza to this conspiracy. Pizza (Itl.): A circular food resembling a cat run over on a loaf of bread.

As everyone knows, pizza is an Italian and Sicilian food (the latter make a rectangular form which when holding it's form and exiting the body produces the degree of savagery and belligerance required to be a member OF WHAT???

La Familia.... Translation?

The Family!!!!

karma points. A ridiculous, self serving positive reinforcement device with which helpless consumers of SD floppyware (software so soft it can't get hard disks...lusky how my c's and s's mix places, no?). They have to play nice with each other and the overlords (admin)  and their paid lackeys the WHAT? Mods which is WHAT backwards? The Doms  (or??? yes...Dons).

And what are the Dons? The heads of the Family. Now as to this semi mythical figure all the little folks love to chase around: Zubaz. While enforcing the will of the "Capo di tutti Capi" (or tuttifrutti) who is the head of what? The Syndicate (council ofwhat? Dons!). He endears himself by mispelling words while wearing striped pants and accumulating by nefarious means these worthless karma points...which the brainwashed and implant ridden denizens thirst after while creating bizarre pictures and using the floppyware that damages their expensive computers turning them into "bricks" or expensive paper weights.

Do you begin to understand?

Now wot makes ye fink I be checked out on Pyrate?   But yer right, I 'aves no idear 'bout that thar Yiddish stuff... I be a bit of a schmuk when it comes t' that, so fanks fer tha lesson... tho I always thort a shebang wos wot it wos when tha missus give I a slap 'longside me ear fer bein' wikked sumtimes.

No, Cap'n Twit....that thar be "Love".

[In husky Brando voice] - Never go against the family

"Sonny....never side against the family"

Has become: "Sony, your family needs it"

LOL

Everytime I think I'm out.. they pull me back in

"And do you Michael Corleone abjure Satan and do you believe in the Church?"

"Hell yeah, Padre."

I love Al Pacino, I always have [where is the bow down emoticon!!!]

I think my son is conspiring  against me.. seriously, where the heck is he with my smokes!!

great. a smoker.

want a more rapid and less expensive suicide kit?

Hey I can't help it, I've been smoking since I was 12, my son never will though, and I hate smoking,  I actually wish the Government would ban it.. then I'd have to quit.. because we are weak, but since the Government are the ones profiting from smokers.. I don't ever see that happening.

Wow, Doc you haven't spoken to me since I made this post yesterday that I smoke

That's the nature of a conspiracy... and the conspirators lull you into a false sense of security by providing exits and telling you where the keys are hung up.  They'll even put a horse head in your bed to scare the bejesus out of you so you'lll hed for the door, but that's when you realise they don't want you to leave... the rest of the horse (all 900 lbs of it) is on the other side and you can't open it.

Yup, the Puppeteer has it all worked out... and you can blame Hollywood for that.  Yes siree, if Hollywood hadn't come up with all those conspiracy ideas, the Puppeteer would be scratching his head for ideas and would be nowhere near as successful, not without the plot within a plot wrapped in an enigma that Hollywood constantly provides him.  And when you see a movie and think you've seen it all before, that's because the Puppeteer gets to read all the scripts first, and then is shown an advanced screening prior to the release date so he can actually see the plan in action.  So yeah, when you see a movie and think how true to life it is, that's because the Puppeteer made it true life after reading the script, viewing the advanced screening.

Hollywood has a lot to answer for, yea siree.  The politicians are only corrupt because they've watched episodes of The X-Files and 24 and have taken a leaf out of the fictional conspirators portrayed on TV  Movies and TV shows of this ilk are far more dangerous than porn because they give politicians more ideas on ways to screw you, so if you can find one, write to an honest politician and ask him/her to ban political content from Hollywood... oh. and anything to do with banks and Wall St as well, like those bastards need any more ideas on how to screw us.

Better still, write to your politician and ask to have Hollywood shut down altogether.  I mean, there are pleny of good foreign language films being made all over the World, and if there are any bits you don't want politicians or bankers to know about, have the on-screen captions removed on their copies.

Went to sleep, kid/ Us old folks do that. No wories....I'm still yer friend!~

So! You are part of the conspiracy. You want to shut down the only industry that's still works in this country?

Sooooo.....try your fancy shmancy Ozzy stuff on someone wot ain't be standin' on 'is 'ead like ye be Cap'n Shill!

'n 'ere's ye Black Dot.....

No, I am NOT part of the conspiracy... and I don't ecactly call that working.  Well it is working, but the Puppeteer has the US film industry in his pocket, is pulling all the strings and reaping all the benifits... from the box office and the conspiracies he gleaned from early spript readings and advanced viewings.

You realise, of course, that it's the Puppeteer's fault all the actors, producers and directors began demanding multi-million dollar payments for their services - because he (througfh his conspiracies) reduced their propensity to pay and play.  Didn't do them much good tho... he organised the stock market and bank crashes so that they lost all their investments and now they're back as square one.  So yeah, why not shut down the film industry when it's there only to serve the Puppeteer.

Well that's some kind of gratitude... I try to help out and you come right back at me with a smart arsed comment about fancy shmancy Ozzy stuff.  Well I'll have you know that our fancy shmancy Ozzy stuff is good enough for the millions of Americans who've visited here over the years... they might have gone home somewhat perpexed by it all, but you can be rest assured that we showed'em a good time.  Now while it may be true that some went home needing a therapist after being exposed to larrikinism, there was never any harm intended and certainly no Oz conspiracy to infiltrate the US by implanting larrikinism into unsuspecting US tourists.  Besides, from what I can tell of the ones I've met and had a good time with, you yanks got more than enough crazy to go around withour our intervention.

Oh, and thanks for the black dot.  According to what I've heard on the grapevine, the Puppeteer has found a way to circumvent tin foil hats, and that a strategically placed black dot is the only protection one now has against his far reaching hypnotic suggestions and subliminal messages.  So yeah, you might want to keep a copy for yourself... and wear it smack bang in the middle of your forehead to ward off the Puppeteers corrupt thoughts... wearing mine right now, and thus I am able to warn you of the impending danger.  Without it I would be under the Puppeteer's influence and advising you that it's perfectly safe to go out in public wearing your tin foil hat.

ok. now i'm convinced the person who wrote that is starkers, but are YOU? you might allow a few of his real transmissions through, but secretly embellish them wif code designed to wreak havoc UNDER my Al foil hat.

hmmmmm.... I'll put a foil liner on the foil hat. maybe that'll help.

i'll also eat some pizza to prevent disasters as well. perhaps Po' will design me something to "Ward off"  evil auras.

Hmmmm... could THAT be the evil transmitter?

Well I was the last time I looked!  Hang on a mo and I'll go check in the mirror to be sure I still am... starkers, that is.

Yup, I'm still starkers... and now that I've recovered from the fright in the mirror, let's get down to business!

We need to be distributing these..........>

if we are to have any chance against the Puppeteer and defeat his insidious conspiracies which have been bringing the World to its knees for several dacades now.... so c'mon, man, let's get to work and save the World.  Everyone in our household is wearing one, and I hope the entire neighbourhood will collect one from the bin I'll put outside in the morning and be wearing theirs soon also.

I do NOT recommend that anyone paint red circles on theirs, however!   Instead of warding off the Puppeteer's evil hypnotic thought, he will see it as a target and get his sharpshooters on rooftops everywhere to pick off wearers where they stand. So I repeat, DO NOT put red circles on your black dots.. otherwise you'll be pierced by a sniper's hypnotic dart and turned into a mindless automaton doing the Puppeteer's bidding for ever.

Alas, however, it may be too late for Tailsgirl.  She informs me that she actually likes hospital food and wishes that she could get it home delivered. Now if you know anything about Oz hospital food, you'll know that the Puppeteer has influenced her mind and already has her under his evil control.  I'm thinking that I'll send her a black dot, but I'm not sure if she'd actually wear it, being that she may view it as a way to deprive her of hospital food enjoyment, so I'm gonna have to come up with a way of convincing her it's for the best.

It's the YelloJello that does it mate....it comes from shipping Yellow Snow from the "Northern Area" made by certain antlered creatures....

Turns the mind to mush. Aye, no red dots...they have no meaning to the brotherhood, though. Only the Black Spot has any meaning, and that be 'curtains'.

I knew it, that Palin woman just had to be involved somewhere along the line!!  Tho her 'yellow snow' conspiracy won't affect us here in Oz too much.  She can fill up an Exxon tanker with yellow snow if she likes, but by the time it hits port here, the warm waters will have melted it and all we'll have is a tanker full of diluted moose piss... which we'll promptly turn around and have it fill her swimming pool.

Yeah, of course it's the black dot in the middle the marksmen would aim for, but only if there are red circles around it to define where to aim... thus the NO red circles warning.  Without the red circles, the sharpshooters would feel there was no challenge in hitting the' larger' black dot... but with the circles decreasing the target area, thus making it more of a challenge, they have the incentive to shoot straight and win the competition for the shot closest to dead centre.  The Puppeteer has donated a first prize of a sloid gold Winchester with laser sights, plus the choice of self-indulgent banker to shoot and claim all his/her self awarded bonuses: and a runner up prize of a silver plated Winchester. plus the choice of any politician, just for the heck of it.

Now one might mistakenly believe that the Puppeteer is doing us a favour, but that will not be the case as he intends to install more compliant muppets of his own choosing.

Never mind the Puppeteer.  It's a cosmic conspiracy.  On or about 7:20 PM EST, December 21, 2012 the sun will line up with Uranus and not even the resistance of Starkers curried cabbage will keep the solar winds away.  Maybe curried cabbage and a gallon of root beer might just do the trick of diverting those solar winds around Earth and saving the planet.  Of course Mars is screwed.

Ah, so you have inside information on the true identity of the Puppeteer???  Thing is, do you know what he looks like, being that he's all cosmic n' all?  More importantly, where does he live?  The reaon i ask is that I may have devised a plan to defeat him and restore some semblace of sanity to government and the business world. The idea would be, being that he's cosmic and probably a combustible form of energy, is to email him the FireAnt trojan so that when he opens his inbox he goes up in a puff of smoke... hehe, a conspiracy to foil the greatest conspirator of all time.

It wouldn't wanna line up with my anus, otherwise there'll be a cataclysmic event of Biblical proportions that'll make Sodom and Gomorrah look like a firecracker with a damp fuse.  Nope, the combustive gasses of curried cabbage do not respond at all well to heat, and being it will be Summer (and probably stinkin hot) here in Dec 2012, I hold grave fears or the future of mankind, given that Mars is screwed and not fit for colonisation.

Unfortunately, I do not like or drink root beer, so that is out of the question, but we have a great ginger beer that's made here in a place called Bundaberg, and if everyone clubbed together to get me a couple pallets of that, I'm sure that, combined with a few platefuls of curried cabbage, I could whip up a potent a potent gas storm that'd send those solar winds packing to another galaxy.

ill hug ya, im a smoker too and PROUD OF IT.........fuck the rest who dont agree, we can smoke any time we fucking want too....im sick of the bullshit surrounding smoking, its a free bloody world.......get over it.

plus my mother carries on about coca cola like drinking it is some kind of fucking sin................ARGHHH!!! ill drink whatever i WANT