The Conspiracy Thread
let's get those imaginations going
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Orright, this game is about coming up with a conspiracy and can be fictitious or about real life. For instance it could be about the government and or its agencies, about Stardock technology or about the pirates... anything so long as it's a conspiracy.
Orright, here goes to start off...
Word has it that the CIA and FBI have teamed up with Stardock to make Dreamscapes of various agency personell doing everyday things like training, interrogating suspects and blowing up suspect builings that may (or may not) house contraband, explosives and other such paraphenalia not considered safe in the hands on non-governmental agencies.
Now while these deskscapes may have excisting scenes for your desktop entertainment, and they appear to be much like other deskscapes in composition, they are in actual fact quite different in that the people in the dreamscapoe can actually see you and what you're doing. The premise is that the greatest threats come from within, in suburbs just like your own, and that people with computers are now the greratest menace, due to the ability to phise, hack into places you're not supposed to be, and reading emails os such figures as Sarah Palin... so they're gonna be watching from now on, from within the deskscapes, just to see if you're up to no good.
Stardock also benifits from this shared technology, like they can see if you're using things like RocketDock and StyleXP, and if you are, Stardock now has the ability to zap those non-Stardock apps via deskscapes so you're gonna be more inclined to purchase things like OD plus and WB instead... and if you persist in using non-Stardock apps, they can and will zap you via a specially designed lazer shock device that transfers via Deskscapes to your mouse and or keyboard. So be warned, kiddies, keep your SD subs up to date and don't be tempted to try that free dock or cursor app that looks so invitingly cool.
OK, you can carry on along this line or come up with another conspiracy of your own... I'm sure the twain shall meet somewhere along the line.
Have you noticed the paintbrush, starkers? ==> 
Yup, if I had a dollar for every person who blamed the cat when in actual fact they had deliberately stared at the dynamic ribbon on the Coke bottle to get the ball rolling, then mixed their Coke with alcohol and got nekkid with a whole bunch of other people, I'd be filthy rich. In fact, it's so common these days, the occurrence is no longer called a phenomenon. Nope, it's considered a daily event of little significance and nothing to be concerned or embarrassed about.... and that's exactly what Coca Cola and the alcohol producers want us to think. Personally, I never needed hypnotic dynamic ribbons, Coke and alcohol to appreciate/get involved in a nekkid hug, but that's just me and again I digress...
Look, you're among friends here, many of whom who have also been mesmerized by the dynamic ribbon and gotten nekkid after indulging in a few rum and Cokes, so there's no need to feel ashamed and blame the poor cat. Sure, some conspiracies are evil and insidious, like the big banks ripping off customers, but others (like those that involve getting nekkid and group hugs) are not such a bad thing, particularly in this day and age when things are becoming so impersonal because of busy work schedules and globalisation.
It's a sad, sad thing that the Puppeteer has us so busy jumping through hoops and doing his bidding just to earn a living and make ends meet. It's an insidious conspiracy of the worst kind, so if there's a conspiracy that we should embrace, it's the one where we tear down all those impersonal barriers and get nekkid.
/me wonders if them points are actually pizza points used to tabulate the amount of pizza one will recieve this year....... 
Sneaky buggers.. 
<---- Genuinly confused look.