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The Conspiracy Thread

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The Conspiracy Thread

let's get those imaginations going

from WinCustomize Forums

Orright, this game is about coming up with a conspiracy and can be fictitious or about real life.  For instance it could be about the government and or its agencies, about Stardock technology or about the pirates... anything so long as it's a conspiracy.

Orright, here goes to start off...

Word has it that the CIA and FBI have teamed up with Stardock to make Dreamscapes of various agency personell doing everyday things like training, interrogating suspects and blowing up suspect builings that may (or may not) house contraband, explosives and other such paraphenalia not considered safe in the hands on non-governmental agencies.

Now while these deskscapes may have excisting scenes for your desktop entertainment, and they appear to be much like other deskscapes in composition, they are in actual fact quite different in that the people in the dreamscapoe can actually see you and what you're doing.  The premise is that the greatest threats come from within, in suburbs just like your own, and that people with computers are now the greratest menace, due to the ability to phise, hack into places you're not supposed to be, and reading emails os such figures as Sarah Palin... so they're gonna be watching from now on, from within the deskscapes, just to see if you're up to no good.

Stardock also benifits from this shared technology, like they can see if you're using things like RocketDock and StyleXP, and if you are, Stardock now has the ability to zap those non-Stardock apps via deskscapes so you're gonna be more inclined to purchase things like OD plus and WB instead... and if you persist in using non-Stardock apps, they can and will zap you via a specially designed lazer shock device that transfers via Deskscapes to your mouse and or keyboard.  So be warned, kiddies, keep your SD subs up to date and don't be tempted to try that free dock or cursor app that looks so invitingly cool.

 

OK, you can carry on along this line or come up with another conspiracy of your own... I'm sure the twain shall meet somewhere along the line.

:) :-" ;P O:)

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Reply #126 from WinCustomize Forums Top

LOL hey, the animal welfare desexed my cats, and when I asked what I owed, they said it was FREE, they said they thought they'd be doing the country a service desexing my boys, as if they breed, they could be responsible for over 27000 kittens :w00t:

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Reply #129 from WinCustomize Forums Top

LOL hey, the animal welfare desexed my cats,

WOW, child support would be hell.

I think they should desex bankers so they don't reproduce and have kids that bank customers have to support in luxurious lifestyles through the obscene and preposterous bonuses bankers gratuitously award themselves.

Oh heck, while we're at it, let's give 'em lobotomies as well... to remove the greed centre and enhance generosity towards home buyers/customers in general.

I was talking to a woman yesterday who said that her bank charged her $75 for a late payment on her credit cards.  She paid at 11.05 pm here in Queensland, but because the payment was not received until 12.05 am the next day in New South Wales - due to Queensland not being on daylight saving - she was charged a late fee... all for the sake of 5 lousy minutes and can only be classified as bank greed.

Even after complaing and explaining the time difference to the bank, she was told that the late fee stood and it would not be refunded.

Stinks, don't it!

Reply #131 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'm with you starkers!

 

Yup, neuter and lobotomise them all NOW.... and Kevin Rudd.  His emissions trade scheme will benifit big energy providers while our our electricity costs rise between $100 and $120 per quarter to pay for a hair-brained scheme that'll do little to combat climate change or pollution, etc. :thumbsdown: >:( XO

Reply #132 from WinCustomize Forums Top

WHAT!?!?!!!!?!?!!!??

 

I just finished clearing a $1000 AGL bill :(

This IS a conspiracy >:(

Reply #133 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Indeed....and it turns out there's more than one Puppeteer!

Each Family has one.

I suspect, however, that one Puppeteer  manages all the lesser ones.

Reply #134 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oh look,  it's all my old Math teachers, they've  joined forces! :borg:

 

Take a look at number 3, she looks like the north end of a south-bound cow :moo:

Reply #135 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I hate it when someone has their arm up my butt.  Of course you'll do anything they say.:'( 8(|

Reply #136 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I hate it when someone has their arm up my butt. Of course you'll do anything they say.

I think that I'd be safe there... I mean, can you honestly see anyone anywhere within cooee of my butt, let alone close enough to insert an arm/digit, whatever???

:w00t:

Reply #137 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting k10w3, reply 5



Quoting DrJBHL,
reply 4
What I believe is that the Auto manufacturers should be bailed out by the oil companies, not the government, but, the oil and car families have that all figured out already.



 

But, according to your first post, they're all owned by the same 12-13 families, so "the planets landlords' will" is being done regardless of who bails out the auto manufacturers.

(And here's where I add my own part to the conspiracy theory) And since the Fed (run by those shadowing landlords) will just print more money anyway, bringing down the value of everything, the spiral will continue downward, until all the citizens of the planet are destitute, and then a figure shall arise bearing the answer to all our woes, and all we'll have to do is accept the implantation of an identification chip....which will react with our neurotransmitters to make us feel safe, secure, and fulfilled, as we all toil endlessly with a hive mentality in service to this figure.

Holy $hit, I just read that a few times... that could actually happen - that's not funny!

Reply #138 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Holy $hit, I just read that a few times... that could actually happen - that's not funny!

Actually, that a scenario may be lot closer than you may think, unclerob... like why do you think they changed all drivers licenses to have a photo identification and a barcode on them?

Yeah, the customer/applicant can provide their own photo, but before it is attached to the license it is impregnated electronically with all sorts of information, including criminal history; school marks; marital status and any affairs had; DNA and whether you use your left or right hand (I use paper myself) to wipe your bum.  The barcode is then created with all personal details and attached to the license so that when the cops pick you up for speeding they can swipe it through the slot on their on-board computer to bring up your personal and most intimate/private details.... which is how come cops can call offenders names that only their mother should know.

The idea of this license technology also pulls up your most recent phone calls - incoming and outgoing - to see whether or not your boss called cos you're really late for work, or urgently on your way to the hospital cos they called to say your wife has gone into labour with your first child.  Nope, there's no more lying to the cops... they already know if got lumps when you farted, and all this information can be accessed by your boss, government department...  and your spouse if he/she has your social security No, blood group and exact waith measurement.

So there you have it... we've already been catalogued and branded like mere cattle already.

:-" :-" :P