I is me and me is you and you are them and them are they 'cause they were those and those 

aren't anyone but the ones they used to be before they became one and on and on and on till 

we get right back to me ....................... " Frogboy " .......... you see I made you all up you are

not who you think you are cause you are me and I am you .... understand me ? 

Bill Gates told me that if i got enough people to become members here to customize his windows

that he would then sale more windows and in turn he would put me in his will ....... sooooooooo

LOL ( made-up members ) you are not you and you never were and never will be ..............

you really think AzDude can get all those downloads on his own ..... get real people .........

................... now Bill how much do I get in $$$$ cold cash ???? .... " Frogboy "  

Very nice Starkers...Very nice.

Ah, now there's a real conspiracy of monumental proportions... them thar film makers basin' Jack Sparra on tha life of I n' addin' in stuff wot I didn' do.

I tried suing ta stop 'em releasin them thar fillums, but tha puppeteer 'ad 'e's 'and up tha judge's butt an' it got throwed out o' court.  An' shiver me timbers if'n 'em didn' go n' rename tha Twisted Sister n' call 'er tha Black Pearl... now that thar be a travesty. Wurse still, they got some 'andsome actor t' play tha part of I, an' 'e's no whars near as 'andsome, not ta menshun as charmin' as I.  An' then tha blasted imposter didn' talk pirate all proper like... 'e talked like 'e 'ad a plum in 'e's mouth or a stick up 'e's arse.

Yup, them thar Pirates o' tha Carribean fillums wos a major disappontment to I, so I be 'opin' that us can find that thar Puppeteer feller afore me next court case ta stop tha next fillum comin' out.

Aaaarggghhhhh!!!!!!

but why is the Rum gone ?

Pyrates are tools of the 12 or 13 families as well. Any other view is frankly delusional. All this water filtration and Alaska have nothing to do with the central paranoid(?) thesis: that there really is someone out to get you. Are they "misinterpreting" things? Perhaps they're correct. After all, just because we are in the greater number doesn't make our view any more correct than the folks at the time of Columbus.....

And BTW "I am he and he is she and we are all together" as the Walrus song goes....

I believe that Az is masquerading as starkers or as Johnny Depp...maybe both.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you...

Indeed...if you're really DPCloud and not an implant/shill.

I know one thing for sure....since your spelling is perfect you can't be member #150,121.

It weren't announced publicly anywhars, but tha King's men done a vote in tha parliament t' oulaw rum t tha likes of all us pirate types.  It be wrong I knows, but they reckuns that if'n us pirates stays sober us'll be'ave better n' declare tha taxes on our booty, stoopid buggers. They 'aves no idear, do 'em... that a drunken pirate be mote likely ta tell tha truth 'bout that sort o' thing than a sober one.

As per usual, them guvverment fellers be conspirin' ta do us down, but tha daft sods 've got it all wrong 'an I says bugger 'em... it baint be like 'em 'ave done us any favers, now be it!  Aye, that thar Guy Fawkes feller 'ad tha right idear orright, juss tha wrong meffod.  Wot 'e shuld 'ave done wos leaved a slow burnin' candle in tha guvvermint toilet... sooner or later one o' them thar politishun fellers wuld 'ave 'ad enuff hot air ta blow 'em all ta kingdom come.

Ere, wot be ye insinuatin', Doc... us pirates be tha tools o' no man ot 'e's family, 'cepts ourselves... tho when us 'aves a bit too much rume we acts like proper tools.

Nah, he bain't be doin' that, thar wuldn' be enuff room in me 'ammuck fer 'im n' that thar Depp feller.

You crack me up.

Even member #150,121 isn't really who he says he is... and with Zubish as the perfect cover to conceal his true identity, alas, we'll never really know exactly who he is.  In fact, his cover is so good, sometimes he doesn't even know himself exactly who he is. He's obviously the plant of some sinister organisation, but his training in Zubish is so complete, he doesn't remember his former life and has to undergo hypnosis when they want to extract the information they sent him in for. 

I mean, he's probably oblivious to the entire conspiracy and thinks it's just a bit of friendly advice regarding his welfare when it's suggested he go see his shrink about some hynotherapy to help cure him of persistent hiccups.  Poor sod... and it's not like any of us can rouse him from his state of oblivion, not when we can't even tell him who he really is... the shock may just be too much and his spellchecker may be the first casualty as he enters the denial stage and insists on writing everything in Zubish to avoid facing who he really is... or isn't.

Yup, those conspirators and their co-conspirators have a lot to answer for.

Hah! Just what starkers would say which proves you aren't starkers but rather a clever satellite replicant constructed in LeftClickMX.

This software was made by the Matrix simulation of Banfield & Bargmann. They put a fence around it and it lives permanently on starker's desktop. It changes what he types and what is downloaded to his machine to make him believe it's really what he typed and us that it was really him that typed it.

And you thought you could fool me? Not you nor all the Rum in the Caribbean!

If he types he's doomed by the LeftClick MX utility. Not even RightClick/OB2 can save him from the B&B assimilation. They, by the way, work for the dreaded 'W' family.

How do I know you're working alone?

 So what's a shill

Aw shut up, Doc, now you've even got me doubting that I wrote what I wrote.  I was quite happy in my own 'safe' little world, comforted in the knowledge that I am what I am, but now you've shattered that illusion and I'm not sure if I'm me or the sattelite replicant.... that when I have to go to the toilet, whether it was him or me who drank too much Tetleys.

Oh why oh why did you have to go and spoil it all... now I'm going to have to ring my mother in the UK just to be sure it's me who's calling.

Well you can't know!  Being that one of the co-conspirators has just informed... er, leaked that replicants are assumiing various identities in a co-ordinated attempt to subvert the best laid plans of we mere mortals, anybody could be working with anybody and not even know it.

And the answer will be coming from?....Are you sure it's your Mom....better think of something only she would know...but then if you aren't you, how would you know the answer's correct?

Oh you have my word on that...bwah hah hah.

A shill is an associate of a person selling goods or services or a political group, who pretends no association to the seller/group and assumes the air of an enthusiastic customer. Shilling is illegal in many circumstances and in many jurisdictions because of the frequently fraudulent and damaging character of their actions. However, if a shill does not place uninformed parties at a risk of loss, but merely generates "buzz", the shill's actions may be legal. For example, a person planted in an audience to laugh and applaud when appropriate or to participate in on-stage activities as a "random member of the audience", is a type of legal shill.

As per the Wikipedia....a well known shill document.

So I'm in the movie, just not the star.

Let me guess......a doctor is.

You know there's a movie in there.  Life is stranger than fiction, they say.

Damn, sod and bugger it... in triplicate and a couple of F words thrown in for good measure.  Had to rewrite Vista 64 bit today and haven't been able to get online to have fun... damn, sod and bugger it, with a couple more F words thrown in cos it makes me feel a bit better.

Yup, there was of course a conspiracy behind my having to rewrite Vista - I know the why but not the how - and that was to keep me off the internet so I couldn't blow the whistle on a much larger conspiracy involving the Puppeteer and listening devices being implanted in the pooches Barack Obama promised his kids on election night. 

Although I was unable to foil the plot ahead of time, due to being forcibly forced of the internet... and my puter, fortunately the conspiracy was thwarted when Obama decided to patrinise a different pet shop, thus leaving the implanted pooches in a kennel with dozens of yapping and barking dogs, giving the Puppeteer a massive migraine that required him to lay down for the rest of the day.

Anyhow, back to my puter!  Before bed last night I ran Ccleaner to clean up my drive of junk files and empty the recycle bin, etc, and when I booted up this morning I had no internet connection; no control panel; no system restore; no administrative tools and no access to the system backups.   Hmmm, I thought: "Ccleaner has never done anything like this before." and I concluded that the Puppetter had nobbled my puter cos he found out I was accidentally sent the email circulated to the operatives about the Obama pooch implant conspiracy.  Only he had a motive, and only he would have had the resources to hack into my PC and nobble it... so be warned, people, if you read a sensitive email regarding some conspiracy or other, don't go using Ccleaner afterwards.

You know, of course, who wrote the program for Ccleaner?

@ Po` and conspiracy #62.   I always had a feeling that I'd seen Shinhit someplace before, and now you've filled in the blank, thanks for that, Po`... I'll sleep much better tonight knowing  where.

I suppose the big question is, how separated at birth were they?  Like were they just split up and sent to different adoptive parents... or were they conjoined twins and surgically separated?  I mean if it was the former it was a cruel conspiracy cos Skinhit missed out on all those years in Pee Wee's Playhouse and wouldn't have had the fun chilhood his twin still enjoys today.  Yup, that woulda been pretty cruel orright... and even if it was the latter, it was still pretty cruel cos Pee Wee got all the looks, the money and the brains.   Damned conspiracists have a lot to answer for... cutting poor Skinhit off like that.

Well I'll be!

I'm beginning to suspect that this is a decoy thread, a part of a classic distraction technique if you will.... I'd point out a pattern only there doesn't appear to be one...

That was my first clue.