Well, at least it's witty and well-written. It's a great parody of the clumsy self-promotion most blogs are - the garish, painful-to-look-at ego parade saying "I have nothing much to say, but I have the means to do it"
I can also recommend the updated, more visual version:
http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af11
By the way, take your time, and read some of the other articles. Some of them make excellent points on frequently discussed topics.