he farts dust
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Okay, here's a game to help liven up these here forums a little.
We've all heard the: "He's so old he farts dust."... well let's elaborate.
I'll go first... and if you want to make it more fun/interesting use a name instead, can be male or female
DrJBHL is so old... when he farts he reeks of embalming fluid.
Orright, then.... carry on. 
XX is so old... he tried to patent fire.
Uvah is so old... he tried to patent the wheel.
I'm so old... I can remember when the WC forums had participants rather than scores of lurkers.
Starkers is so old......his DNA stands for Dinosaur Needing Attention....
Hehe, syd, I'll pay that one.
Sydneysiders is so old... her job as a veterinary nurse was cut short by a T-Rex eating her boss during a dental check up.
DaveBax is so old... his first annoying communication to DrJBHL was delivered by pterodactyl airmail.
DrJBHL is to old.. his first two patients were the result of a club fight. No silly, not in a nightclub, a fight with Stone Age clubs.
Uvah is so old... he took over the practice and turned it into a store selling herbal solutions or medicinal AND recreational use.
Starkers is so old ...... he stocked up on the 'recreational' and sold it to Rome so the barbarians could sack it.
WebGizmos is so old ...... he can't find the turnaround to point him in this direction.
sydneysiders is so old ...... her roadmap to the WC was written by Og of the Cave Clan.
phill0381 is so old ...... his first suite consisted of a hand, an Antelope, two bison and a sabre-tooth tiger.
DaveBax is so old ...... his coffee mug sits in the Smithsonian labeled unknown.
DrJBHL is so old ...... his first consultation was with Homo-Aferensis.
vStyler is so old...his first 'windowblind' was some beautifully crafted banana leaves over the cave door to give some 'drop shadow' to the cave lounge room, with an exceptional 'log on'...'log off' fireplace fully equipped for him to 'roll up' his bearskin sleeves and 'start menu' preparation of the T-Rex steaks and enjoy with a drop of amber liquid whilst leaning on the huge mammoth ivory 'tusk bar' against the wall studded in a 'shell style'.
sydneysiders is so old... she grew the banana plant that provided vStyler with those leaves for his cave door.
Uvah is so old... he was the first person to be diagnosed with constipation due to fossilised poo.
DaveBax is so old... he came up with an idea to relieve Uvah's constipation. He got a woolly mammoth to suck up several gallons of water in its trunk then blow it up Uvah's anal orifice.
DrJBHL is so old... he thought it funny to catch DaveBax unawares and got him a beauty with the mammoth enema while he was bending over doing up his laces.
starkers is so old he invented the first enema and had to test it the old fashioned way, suck it up and shove it up.
DaveBax is so old he once skinned a Mastadon while riding shotgun on a giant sloth with DrJBHL and his new and improved blow gun.
vStyler is so old his initials were found carved in a fossilized tree trunk found under three miles of ice in Antarctica.
sydneysiders is so old her avatar has Alhziemers.
what avatar 
Uvah is so old... his butt hairs look more like the giant vines Tarzan used to swing on.
DrJBHL is so old.... he fashioned the first hypodermic needle from a prehistoric mosquito's sucker.
sydneysiders is so old... her high school geography atlas only covered one continent... Pangaea.
DaveBax is so old.... there were no history lessons when he went to high school... as none had been written by then.
JuniorCrooks is so old... there were no metalwork classes when he went to high school... they were still working in stone.
Fuzzy Logic is so old.... corporal punishment at his high school was administered with a club.
Starkers is so old....the only continent he knows....... is incontinent..... 
Now there's a low blow.
Sydneysiders is so old her dress size was measured in grains of sand picked up by her buddy Og as they strolled along the shore of the Tethys sea.
Starkers is so old his implant was manufactured by Og and Moog. It was the thirty day trial version.
That's right. I sat back and collected all the good stuff while you, starkers, sydneysiders, Doc, Fuzzy Logic, Jafo, Xiandi, XX, did I miss someone? all out there risking limb and implant chasing down those badass Wooly Mammouths at the same time you're trying to choose who's gonna grab the tail ... again.
philly0381 is so old his first suite he signed off on was with two twigs trying to figure out the best way to start a fire.
WebGizmos is so old that when the man asked him whether he wanted a brain or a train Web said train and took the first one out of town.
LadyXis so old her stockings date back to primordial time and without a run even.
Mikey is so old his first box of cheerios came from Greece while Zeus was playing dressup for his next girl friend.
and lets not forget starkers. starkers is so old and its all that accumulated excess gas he's had for the past milennia building up that causes him to bark.
HG_Eliminator is so old he beta tested dirt.
oh wait thats me.. nm..
HG_Eliminator is so old he beta tested the Trojan Horse.
XX is so old his first skin was for a Neanderthal.
starkers is so old his underwear crusted over with him in them.
yeh the dern thing was to small and talk about splinters!! 
Then I beta tested it and what do you think happened. This is what...
Bichur is so old he wrote the tune this dude is dancing to.
Bichur is so old... his stump was one of the original Ginkgo Biloba saplings...... and he planted it.... 
for the dinosaurs to munch on.. 
HG_Eliminator is so old he sat there and watched them fertilize it. Then, when they vweren't looking he snuck around the giant fern and yeah, there were ferns back then, looked left and right but not behind and there stood LadyX, bread roller in hand with sydneysiders by her side, They were not happy. You can guess what came next.
Hehe, gotta pay that one.
sydneysiders is so old... her mother used to have to milk a woolly mammoth to fill her bottle for 2.00am feeds
Bichur is so old... he domesticated that woolly mammoth
XX is so old... he helped Bichur build the corral they kept it in.
HG Eliminator is so old... he trained pterodactyls to poop on the president's statue.
Uvah is so old.... archaeologists have linked his DNA to a fossilised booger found stuck to the under-side of a stone table in a cave in Normandy.
Webgizmos is so old.... he created the dock for Cleopatra's barge to tie up at.
Philly is so old... his first suite pre-dates the suite of dirges played at Caesar's funeral.
It's thought that he was the first Flemish....
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