Yeah, I may have contributed a little.... I've enjoyed a few shandies recently.

Doc is so old.... his graduation gift from medical school was a stethoscope made of a couple of small sea shells connected to a hollowed out pterodactyl breastbone and a length of velociraptor intestine with half a nutshell on the end.   Trouble was, his early diagnoses were not very accurate because the ocean was all he could hear when he put the shell earpieces to his ears.

Uvah is so old.... he was there when Beelzebub got kicked out of heaven for wild partying and disobedience.

RPGFX is so old.... the RP in his initials stands for Roman Prestidigitator.  He performed magic tricks in the Coliseum during interlude.

starkers is so old the true definition of old hadn't been invented yet. It took another 4.5 billion years to wait for the Earth to cool off enough to read the writing on the stones.

Doc is so old the writing on the stones had already crumbled to dust while he was dictating them.

RPGFX is a newbie so old doesn't apply. He needs to hatch first and find starkers in Doc's cave so they can interpret  the writing on the note left by the Pteradactyl that dropped him in the desert.

I'm so old all the zero's after my age had to be dropped because they became meaningless.

Uvah is so old... when he's finally deceased the London Museum is bidding against the Smithsonian to display his remains, with both establishments believing that he is the oldest living fossil found to date.

Doc is so old... he presided over Adam's circumcision ceremony.

Dave Bax is so old... he witnessed the first sea creatures venturing forth to settle the land.

vStyler is so old... the first thing he skinned was a Woolly Mammoth.

sydneysiders is so old.... Eve asked her for beauty tips and makeup advice.

starkers is so old.... when he first made love... he was heard to say....'did the tectonic plates move for you too dear?....  or was that T-Rex taking his evening stroll?'....   

Hey syd, were you eavesdropping again?... or just in the neighbourhood when the tremors started???

sydneysiders is so old.... when she first made love, she screamed out her own name instead of Abel's.... after which, Cain threw a tantrum and sconced Abel with his club in a fit of jealousy.

starkers is so old.... his idea of pirated software..... were the long johns and ugg boots he pillaged in a viking raid... 

Hehe, sydneysiders is so old.... she was a passenger on Cleopatra's barge when it was over-run by river pirates.

In fact, sydneysiders is so old.... she witnessed the building of that barge for its original owner, Cheops, builder of the 1st great pyramid.

in fact.... Cheops got the idea for the design while on a family outing and watching Starkers make sand castles with his little tin bucket that had been squashed...ending up in a pyramid shape...

In fact, if sydneysiders hadn't stood on my sandcastle bucket in jealousy, because I had one and she didn't, pyramids would have turned out round with flat tops to attract more sun rays to assist in the pharaoh's passage into the afterlife.

Now you know why the mummies remained in their tombs instead of ascending to the afterlife.... pointy tops.

sydneysiders is so old ...... life on Mars was just getting started.

starkers is so old ...... they named the Cambrian Extinction event in his honor. It used to be called The Curried Cabbage Extinction event but they shortened it.

DaveBax is so old ...... archeologists mistook skidmarks in his underwear for dino tracks.

vStyler is so old ...... the Big Bang was him shooting craps.

Uvah is so old that 128 bit float overflow happened when I tried to get computer to store his age value...

XX is so old.... Adam asked if he'd be godfather to Cain and Abel.

Uvah is so old.... he helped Noah design the Ark, though he resented being made to swim behind after he was caught staring at the sheep.

vStyler is so old... archaeologists were able to attribute the design on Rameses' I death mask to him when comparing it to one of his recent skins.

Doc is so old... it is said that he is the forefather of modern medicine, having pre-dated the medical experiments of Leonardo da Vinci.

sydneysiders is so old... she invented the very first bra... only after she had seen what childbirth and the ravages of gravity had done to Eve's figure.

k10w3 is so old... she volunteered to be the model so syd got the right style and fit, etc... that's because the blow-up doll Uvah loaned her quit halfway through the first session after getting jabbed by a dressmaking pin.

starkers is so old... it was his blow-up doll entombed with King Tut holding his implant for the ride to the afterlife.

xx is so old... you can find his nic inscribed on the cave walls in Normandy.

Uvah is so old... he's forgotten more than he ever knew. 

Shocking thing, that.... losing your memory in the latter years..... then spending the rest of your life looking for it.

I'm so old... I'd forgotten that I loaned King Tut my blow-up doll.  Dammit, and I've forgotten his address so's I can go 'round and ask for it back.

Nah, XX is so old.... he created those caves in Normandy.  Yup, dropped a tooth (he was gonna put under his pillow for the tooth fairy) down a rabbit hole... so he took his flint axe to it and the rest is history.

Sydneysiders is so old.... she made Adam wear a fig leaf... because there was some confusion over which was the deadliest serpent in the garden... and she had no intention of being bitten by a snake.... trouser or otherwise.

Starkers is so old.... The Doctor decided to go back in the Tardis to the time of his birth...only to discover.... Time Lords couldn't go back THAT far....   

starkers is so old that when he first  started on computers he thought he was running window's 98 when he looked he was running window's XP

Turns out the Tardis was the Tardy in this case .... and missed his birth by a few million years.... Dialed up the wrong number: 1-800-BronzeAge

instead of 1-800-JurassicFossil

that's a good one  bonzamate

That's nothing....

sydneysiders is so old.... the TARDIS was just an idyllic pipe dream of the time lords.  Then, when they'd actually invented it, they discovered that she in fact pre-dated time itself and traveling back to her date of birth was impossible unless they implemented a recreation of the big bang.

So???  Doc is so old.... his dropping of his little reflex hammer was actually the cause of the big bang.  Yes, his aim could have been better and he could have missed that star surrounded by a humongous gas cloud.  Sadly, his over-indulgence with lagers and other aerated beverages contributed greatly to the formulation of that cloud.

mrs_starkers is so old.... father time himself referred to her as great aunt Shaunna.

For publication tomorrow:

Dear Community Members,

We will always remember the wit and levity dear old (very, very old) starkers brought to WinCustomize.

Sadly, today he met his untimely end while posting the prior comment.

His last words were something to the effect of, "Shaunna, why do you have that cast iron skillet in hand?"

shortly before it became "in head".  His.

We'll miss you mate.

I wondered what happened to the skillet that I used  now I know I am old

@Doc... we is friends................

@Shaunna .......... OWWWWW!!

Uvah is so old when he can't remember what he did yesterday

No, actually!!!   More like it's already embedded quite deeply and: "Dear, do you think it'll require surgery to remove this?"

Um, I hid it somewhere.... for occasions such as these.

And looking at Doc's little piece in reply #145, it reminds me.....

Do is so old.... he wrote Methuselah's obituary.  Would have done Noah's as well... but the stationary store had run out of stone tablets and wasn't expecting any because of supply issues due to the flood.

Nah, Uvah is so old.... he can't remember what he did 10 minutes ago.  I mean, sometimes he remembers that he has forgotten something, but most of the time he can't even remember he'd forgotten something he cannot recollect.

I just 'membered somethin' ...... What was the question?

starkers is so old...... he modeled for the ugly stick that Abel hit Cain with.

mrs starkers is so old...... she stole Eve's fig leaf and drew her and Adam a map out of Eden. She wanted Adam's but he buggered out.

Doc is so old ...... two minutes after the Big Bang he sat there toasting marshmellows.

sydneysiders is so old ...... she supplied the popcorn.