he farts dust
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Okay, here's a game to help liven up these here forums a little.
We've all heard the: "He's so old he farts dust."... well let's elaborate.
I'll go first... and if you want to make it more fun/interesting use a name instead, can be male or female
DrJBHL is so old... when he farts he reeks of embalming fluid.
Orright, then.... carry on. 
Uvah is so old... he was already eating geriatric mush when David and Goliath did battle.
RickJP is so old... King Arthur appointed him court jester and made him wear peculiar clothes in public.
Skinhit is so old... he taught the hieroglyph people doing the artwork for the Great Pyramids of Giza how to draw.
MadDeez is so old... he witnessed the forming of the Grand Canyon when a Scotsman dropped a penny down a rabbit hole.
Phoon is so old... he watched as Pompeii got covered in volcanic ash and wondered if his flatulence triggered it.
Bichur is so old... he still has an experimental lunar vehicle lost deep in his wrinkles after a training exercise for the 1969 moon landing.
Starkers is so old...... he used to change Methuseleh's nappies..... 
sydneysiders is so old... she was present at Methuselah's grandma's birth.
In fact, sydneysiders is sooooo old.... old father time, himself, reckons he's a spring chicken in comparison.
Not as bad as this bloke, tho...
Bk13Garbageman is sooooooo old... when God rested on the 7th day, he was given a broom and told to sweep up all the left over bits.
CarGuy is so old... he used to deal in used chariots behind the coliseum, tho his main claim to fame was winding back the clock on the much older, pre-Rome, stone chariots.
Mirsguy is so old.... scholars discovered his signature on the Dead Sea Scrolls.
JpMurph is so old... there was no AD on the calender when he went to school, and his teacher kept him in after class until he learned that BC did NOT stand for Bombay Curry.
Nah, not really, syd, I know deep down you're still a spring chicken at heart.
Not like Erk...
Erk is so old, the first resort he managed was a place for burnt out and retired Roman Centurions who had seen too much battle.
Nimbin is so old... his first false teeth were made of Muttaburrasaurus teeth glued onto a piece of cork carved out like a dentures
Starkers was so old that when one of First Ones met him, he called him "Hey dad! Haven't seen you around for a long time!"
(Babylon 5 reference)
XX is so old triple X hadn't been invented yet and all XX could do was be a stand-in.
starkers is so old his barks's got barnacles in them.
sydneysiders is so old Mt. Vesuvius was a pebble on a beach.
Nimbin is so old the pacific Ocean was a dribble down someone's leg.
ID is so old he lit the match that started the Big Bang.
Mirsguy is so old the 'i' in Mirs was just a thought and he was stuck with Mrs.
WebGizmos is so old Winstep skinned him.
RedneckDude is so old the world as we know it belonged to somebody else.
The people here are so old they are just croutons floating in the primordial soup
CarGuy is so old the Flintstone mobile was that years pick of the week.
DrJBHL is so old Moses had to show him which end of the cup to hold to his ear.
Fuzzy Logic is so old he was panhandling while Nero fiddled.
SkinHit is so old his first wallpaper was his hand on a cave wall in Normandy.
starkers is so old the primordial ooze was something he upchucked.
sydneysiders is so old Adam had to show her where to put the fig leaf.
Doc is so old he got left in the dust while I ... had two notches and three sand grains to spare.
Wizaerd1956 is so old the numbers in his nic stand for the year his great, great, great, great, great, nth grandchild was born.
Jimbo9294 is so old he partnered with Xiandi during the first historic crossing of the Nile when it was a drip off a rock.
XX is so old.... he lived in the dark until God said: "And let there be light!".
Uvah is so old... his first Easter gift was a painted pterodactyl egg.
Fuzzy Logic is so old... he's still nursing the ulcers he got from stressing over the Viking invasion of Britain.
Doc is so old.... the anaesthetic in his first medical bag was a caveman's club.
Wizard1956 is so old... he taught Merlin's great grandpa a bit of magic so's it could be handed down thru the ages.
And sydneysiders is so old... her first makeup kit was made from coloured mud, and to apply it she had a brush made of dodo feathers.
BTW, syd, you're not going to eat that, are you? Like dontcha think it needs some sauce, a bit of lettuce and onion first?
Doc is so old his brain atrophied before the first multi-cellular animals got together and said lets make something.
JuniorCrooks is so old he's got to beat the stalkers with his rockclub.
JuniorCrooks is so old the lint in his pockets qualifies as antiques.
JuniorCrooks is so old Mother Nature is suing him for child Support.
JuniorCrooks is so old that on the seventh day he made Adam build him a rocking chair.
There! That'll get him started fer sure.
uvah ducks and runs like hell.
Uvah is so old... it was Hippocrates who took out his tonsils.
JuniorCrooks is so old... he was the very first person ever to sue for a (stone) wheel running over his toe.
Wizard1956 is so old... his doctor recently found a fossil of the first vertebrate in a wrinkle on his forehead.
Jimbo9294 is so old.... National Geographic is lobbying government to create a national park in his wrinkles. They want to call it 'The Grander Canyon Nature Reserve' because several species of small furry animals were discovered gathered together in a wrinkle formation grooving with a pict.
starkers and Uvah are so old their younger sisters fought over who would breast feed me first. ; )
JuniorCrooks is so old he kick-started the universe and caused inflation.
starkers is so old he babysitted King tut's great grandma.
Welcome to OldHead Central JuniorCrooks.
Good to see ya, Jr.... I'll pay that one. 
Junior Crooks is so old... archaeologists recently discovered fossilised foot prints of his alongside those of the newly discovered buggaluggasaurus of the early Jurassic period.
sydneysiders is so old she was a pin-up girl on the first Mayan calendar
RedneckDude is so old he remembers singing My Young Kentucky Home.
Wrong state but close enough.
Damn, and I missed my copy of that one... didn't subscribe until following year. Wow, I bet she was a hottie in them days. 
Anyhow, thinking stuff like that ain't getting the job done.....
Wizard1956 is so, so. so old.... he got a telegram from Her Majesty the Queen on his 100th birthday... Her Majesty Queen Cleopatra, that is.
Uvah is so old.... he remembers singing the national anthem of Atlantis on Neptune's coronation day.
RedneckDude is so old... the cobwebs on his unemployed pee-pee have fossilised.
And Junior Crooks is so old... his pee-pee HAS fossilised.
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