I'll tell on you. 

narc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Don't trust you now!How about a bribe not to tell? Hang on, I have to roach this , its burning my fingers!

I'll see your bribe and raise you two fingers

Hopefully not middle fingers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll see your middle fingers and raise you two lewd suggestions.

 why the nasty words? I did not give you the fingers, you gave them to me.

I'll see your nasty words and raise you three insults.

I'll see your three insults and close my eyes to avoid the fallout.

I'll bet his closed eyes, starkers nasty words and insults are free. Today only.  

What am I bartering for?  

I'll rouse bats in your belfry.

I'll rouse only for the real Batman. 

I'll scratch your back if you tickle my fancy.

I'll shiver your timbers. 

I'll plug your leaks... just show me where the dyke is... and I'll apply the silicone sealant

I'll advise your sealant dealer.

I'll death your rock.

     bat           cave

     new           romantic

I'll guess your rock is down in the bat cave, where you have new romantic interludes and ogle the stalagmites

I'll rock your scissors. 

     homerun game

     decide     romance

I'll use your scissors to cut through all the red tape

I'll duct tape your fridge closed. And hide the Viagra in it.... hahahaha

I'll hide your duct tape in my underwear.... hehe, now that [retrieving it] could make the Viagra completely irrelevant.

I'll sit on your couch and eat popcorn.

I'll see your popcorn and raise you one Peeping Tom.... tho I think voyeurism is best when they [your targets] can't see if only one hand is on the telescope.

Just don't let the jitters affect the scope during monkey time.

He agrees wit you's.

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