I'll plant your bananas in the backyard.

I'll reap your crop when it's ripe.    

I'll pick your lovely bunch of coconuts

I'll crack your coconuts with my trusty rubber hammer.

I'd scream so loud your eardrums would bleed.

I'll FIND your POST

again

I'll post your find....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................again.

I'll   at your post

Okay

I'll sneeze because my allergies back.   

I'll bring your tissues oh sneezy one

I'll use the bankers extra soft kleenex freebie instead of your issues. I mean tissues.   

I'll put your banker in a run down old outhouse before I get a pack of feral emus with army boots to kick the sh!t out of it.

I'll do the search for your question with a question game.

*don't shoot me*

I'll question your sanity because it takes one to know one... and I know I'm nuts.

Better still....

I'll do a search for your mind... it seems you may have lost it.

@ss I'm late to your game that is great.

I'll check your fingerprints against the national database to see if they match up with those found on the smoking gun

I'll call CSI and have them play that music. 

I'll give them your number so's they can call you back

I'll give them your name. 

I'll bet your bippee.

I'll stay out of your lunacy.

I'll bet your all stoned!

I'll roll your next one for you!