Banned for nobody would if they could get out of it and still get all the benefits, fringe and otherwise.  Moreover, it's currently 12.12am and -1c and falling, so I'd like a lovely warm fringe benefit with my evening cup of cocoa.

banned for going for the cocoa

Banned for not understanding why I like to get my cocoa there three times every week.

Banned for chewing cokish leaves.

Banned for gloved hand in appropriate place. You should put it on the other one.

Banned for the other one.

Banned for this one.

Banned for that one... and the next one, if'n when it gets out of jail for indecent exposure.

Banned for why the **** do we have so much sexual innuendo on this thread?

Banned because a better question would be "why do we have Starkers on this thread?".

Banned for why should we even care?

Banned if the moderators were prudes and therefore gave a ****

Banned for using alternative symbols when all you really wanna do is cuss like a trooper.

Banned for not basking in the moment and astrological cuss words... em, using stars instead of fech.

Banned for questioning the Grand Poobah's presence here when it is your own presence you're unsure about.... now get a grip, Sunshine, and make sure that's really you.

banned for triple banning and double quoting

**** it all!

Banned for seeing it in the stars and posting what your horoscope told you to do.

banned for stars are too far away to effect me

Banned because far away or not, a full-on nova in our local cluster would not be a pleasant experience.

banned for worrying about novas

Banned for nova-came and went without so much as a howdy do.

Banned for Chevy Nova Rocks. 

banned for my dad owned a Nova

Banned for getting high on novacaine

Banned because I'm convinced that stuff is radioactive.

banned for a lot of things are radioactive

The real question is, is it enough to harm you?

Banned for if it glows green, don't eat it.