Banned for mentioning a sport inferior to soccer.

Banned for using the word inferior in a forum filled with superior beings who exist on a higher level

Banned for believing that one can be better than odd skis with bods.

Banned for disintegrating values.

Banned because I just lost my last vestige of faith in my municipal government. They put some of that plastic fence netting and an orange traffic cone on the side of the street, to store it for a construction project nearby. But because it was in the street, people kept running over it. What did they do?

Move it to the curb?

Nope. They put much bigger cones around it and spray-painted a thick white line on the asphalt.

Banned for not understanding Asari morality in regards to the body.

Banned for neglecting the biological aspects of the body... and what's the good of Asari morality if it doesn't deter relations with sheep?

Banned for creepy head-tentacles are all the deterrent I need.

Banned for Scoutdog and Uvah have no avatar.  Nekkid alien floating heads they are... 

{they're baack}?

Banned for going bottomless... but hey, going barefoot in the park is so liberating, isn't it!

Banned for Itchycoo Park encourages such frivolousness. I prefer sandals.... anywhere.  Now topless.. oh, there's the phone. 

banned by the 12th level of Heaven

Banned for OK.   Can I buy shoes on that floor?

banned for wanting shoes on the 12th floor

You need to go to the 13th floor. The Valhalla Level.

Banned for there is no 13th floor... it goes straight from 12 to 14... and BTW, shoes are sold only on the 666th basement level.

And watch out, ladies, I hear there's a horny shoe salesman down there.

Oooh, thank goodness for video phones... now where did I put your number?

banned for not realizing that I am Norseman

13 is a good number with us.

Banned for trying to associate a clan with an odd number higher than 11 but lower than 19... it mocks the number 21 and disrespects Latin letter lovers who get severe headaches when confronted with the first odd number which is lower than 14.

Banned for being a Latin-letter-lover. What's that, a Latin lover who's into long-distance relationships? I.... can't really see that working too good.

Banned for it all adds up now.    And 13 for a weather temperature would be acceptable.  Not a floor number... silly bad luck I believe.

banned for not wearing your mask and scaring all the little kiddies... poor Scoutdog will never be the same after seeing the machinations hidden beneath.

banned for assuming luck even exist

Banned for who's assuming luck doesn't exist.... like you wouldn't consider yourself lucky after getting laid twice in one night?

Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a tablecloth... so he could get laid 3 times a day and pulled off every night?

Banned for luck is brought upon by a decision made a week ago. Unless it's the weather.... then it's luck.   haha

banned for chaos

You mean this doesn't happen regularly to most people?

Banned for Ryat you stud.